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How to Lose a Girl in 10 Words..

How could you lose a date in ten words...


total challengers: 168   
1st
Since being with you, im starting to find guys attractive. (see more)
 
joellambert
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 1230  VOTES: 33

 

2nd
your good, just not as good as my ex girlfriend (see more)
 
aimseeb
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 1919  VOTES: 105

 

3rd
hey you know I was a woman before we meet.... (see more)
 
spud08
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 1364  VOTES: 96

 

4th
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Got no job, live with parents, no car, no money. (see more)
 
obone51
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 522  VOTES: 26

 

5th
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Maybe someday you'll do that as good as your mom. (see more)
 
louisvillecards2008
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 312  VOTES: 13

 

6th
How bout we go out and cruise for chicks tonight?

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Haha, that's funny, wow, you remind me of my sister (see more)
 
whatsagoodusername
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 837  VOTES: 41

 

7th
I'm sorry, you were WAY prettier when i was drunk. (see more)
 
choochacabra
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 743  VOTES: 54

 

8th
Hey...did you for get to put on your make up? (see more)
 
joolz
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 484  VOTES: 23

 

9th
Sorry I forgot to call you, I was busy masturbating. (see more)
 
hockeylegend69
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 265  VOTES: 13

 

10th
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You know what i love? Fat chicks like you. MMMmm... (see more)
 
EABray0
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 724  VOTES: 13

 

11th
YOUR MOM TOLD ME TO MEET HER TONITE IN BED (see more)
 
seraph709
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 457  VOTES: 27

 

12th
Your ass looks REALLY big in that dress (see more)
 
xInsan3Lyricsx
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 227  VOTES: 15

 

13th
i got crabs, aids, gonorrhea and you are a biotch (see more)
 
ih8myjob
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 196  VOTES: 15

 

14th
uhh...when I said u were beautiful.........i fuckin lied.... (see more)
 
II_ALFREDO_II
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 613  VOTES: 52

 

15th
You know what....
i honestly think your A HUGE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (see more)
 
lunax805
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 254  VOTES: 31

 

16th
i didnt kiss her babe. she kissed me. i swear. (see more)
 
jman51h
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 242  VOTES: 19

 

17th
I have genital warts. Would you like to see them? (see more)
 
Carsonflower12
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 297  VOTES: 20

 

18th
you didn't have toilet roll so i used a towel (see more)
 
cloneslad
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 848  VOTES: 67

 

19th
Could you pick up the check I forgot my wallet. (see more)
 
c_a_r_l_o_s
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 596  VOTES: 57

 

20th
Well...I think I got your sister pregnant. (see more)
 
hey1tschris
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 385  VOTES: 26



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Comments

Rasta
Rasta all-state
over 3 years ago
re: best way
wwtf?
delaney612
over 3 years ago
re: so...
indeed.
strano28
strano28 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: ill lose more than a girl with this one!!
HAHAHAHA! you def would lose her! lol
joeym333
joeym333 legend
over 3 years ago
re: ill lose more than a girl with this one!!
hahahah =P her sister is better lookin..im sorry.heheheh jk
strano28
strano28 HOFer
over 3 years ago
HaloGrl123
HaloGrl123 all-american
over 3 years ago
re: gay!!
lol! I thought of one but I cant post it... I would have put "Oh My God! You looked way better from the back!"
Saforest
Saforest all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Sorry!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha ohhhh that iz soo mean!
liviasworld
liviasworld all-state
over 3 years ago
re: bamf breakup :)
LUV IT
dbfairbanks
dbfairbanks all-state
over 3 years ago
re: So...
I got fouled out!? Why?
thatdude89
thatdude89 peewee
over 3 years ago
re: GET GONE
whatsup guys just posted my first thing on the site check it out
Priskillet
Priskillet varsity
over 3 years ago
re: GET GONE
hahahahaha.
Saforest
Saforest all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Sorry!!!!!!!!!
d4f56f7:that wasn't a very nice thing to say dude.
whatsagoodusername
over 3 years ago
re: To lose a girl you say...
and...lolz, sry XD
secretmexican
over 3 years ago
re: To lose a girl you say...
several times.
whatsagoodusername
over 3 years ago
re: To lose a girl you say...
woah, how many times did i send it? XD
secretmexican
over 3 years ago
re: To lose a girl you say...
stop sending this!
ih8myjob
over 3 years ago
re: gay!!
hilarious probably gonna win
charlierowden
over 3 years ago
sunni
sunni HOFer
over 3 years ago
joeym333
joeym333 legend
over 3 years ago
re: ill lose more than a girl with this one!!
haha yes by phone with that breakup line!! wow you may become the hunted
sunni
sunni HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: ill lose more than a girl with this one!!
i would make it by phone.. wahahaha! that would be soooo rude :D
joeym333
joeym333 legend
over 3 years ago
re: ill lose more than a girl with this one!!
lol...just watch out for the slap in the face!! haha
sunni
sunni HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: ill lose more than a girl with this one!!
haha.. next time i'll try this! :D
gummybearz
gummybearz all-city
over 3 years ago
gummybearz
gummybearz all-city
over 3 years ago
re: Sexist Pig!
oh my gosh....lol!
 
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