best yo momma joke

Your mama's so fat, she could eat the Internet. (see more)

Yo Momma So fat when God said let their be Light. He had To ask her to move. (see more)

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" (see more)

yo momma so stuck up her fingers had to make an appointment just to scratch her damn head (see more)

yo mamma so fat she covers herself in syrup and masturbates to a cook book (see more)

yo momma ugly someone had to tie a meatloaf just so the dog would play with her (see more)

Yo Momma's so poor, that when I asked her if I could watch tv, she stapled a piece of paper to the wall and said we're gonna watch paperview (see more)