Corny Jokes

What's the difference between a girl moose and a guy moose?

Its's moosetache. (see more)

Q. Why is their a gate around cemeteries?
A. Because people are dying to get in.

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Q:why do girls talk alot and guys think alot?
A:because girls have 4 lips and guys have 2 heads lol (see more)

Q. Why do seagull's fly by the sea?
A. Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagel's (see more)

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.  (see more)

Q: Why does the ocean roar?

A: You would roar too if you had crabs on your bottom. (see more)

(EGYPTIAN JOKE)
an officer got to a man and asked him are u high
the man said yes
then he said do u sell weed
the man said yes
so nextday at the court ...
the judge asks the man : are you high
the man says no
then he says do u sell weed
the man says no
so he asks : then why did u say u did to the officer last day
the man said: cuz i was high yesterday
:D (see more)

LittleFoot: "Did it take a long time to get that bow-tie on?
Sharptooth: "Did it take a long what?" (see more)

What do you call Germans that are blind?
Nazis (Not see)

HAHAHAhAh not really it sucks (see more)

My names ____, but you can call me tonight ;D (see more)

Did you hear about the guy who was eaten alive by a whale?

He ran around untill he was pooped out (see more)

Bob:Your so Corny!
Dave:But i don't have any corn on my knee!!! (see more)