randomness....

I HATE FAKES, I NEED DATES, I WON'T WEAR CAPES, I DON'T EAT DATES, I WON'T EAT RAW STEAKS, & I LIKE GREEN GRAPES... I LOVE CHICKS, I HATE DICKS, I BREAK STICKS, & I LIGHT WICKS, I PLAY WITH NIPS, & I WON'T TAKE SHIT... FROM YOU ! (see more)

My Grandpa is havin major surgery tomorrow and I'm scared..

I miss My Husband terribly

I sometimes feel like I'm a failure to my family..

I cry to certain songs that are very touchin.

Heck! I cry just thinkin about something.

I love my cats.

I will be moving soon.

I love BBQ Pork Sandwiches.

I can't wait to move and start going back to the Gym.

My goal is to TONE UP before or by Spring Break..

I want to start eating healthier than now, and I can't wait to start back cookin dinner for my husband.

There's more but that's enough said....

OOOOh and Sweet_Cheeks_Willie is my BESTIE!! He is freakin awesome much love!

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So for my intro to jazz class, our hw this week was to write 3 verses in blues form..which is AAB. So this is what I came up with..
I remember the day you told me we'd never be apart.
Yes, I remember that day you told me we'd never be apart.
But my friends thought different & showed me they had no heart.
They told me to stay away & not to trust you.
Oh they told me to stay away & not to trust you.
But I believed we could make it work & we managed to pull through.
After a while our relationship started to die.
Oh yes, our relationship started to die.
Then I decided to finally dump your SORRY ASS, after I found out about your BIG FAT LIE.
Hahahah we had to read it out loud but when it was my turn I said it a little differently than what you just read haha.
AND NO. This is not a true story about me haha. Or at least not the last verse. (see more)

Today i took the bus home, and my mom picked me up from some place. And she was like where's the receipt? And i was like what receipt? then she said from the bus! And i was crackin my ass offf! Hahaa it was soo funny! (see more)

1. gotta find jelly some fruit rollups
2. wtf is up with these 13 year old kids hittin' on me..?!!
3. i blocked yo ass b'coz of one of these reasons:::
-you're weird as f*ck
-you're a perv
-you're a 2-face (sweet to my face but y'know you're a cheat)
-mainly b'coz -- i don't have time for your sh*t & i want you to leave me alone. =oi


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Brody, IBY, coffee, drive, silliness, email, myspace, blog, news, politics, meetings, imbisils, phones, voice mail, texts, ims, lunch, park, beer, pictures (not blue herons) agitation, giggles, frustration, challenges, smiles, dinner, sex, shower, bed, dreams ;)
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Someday, I'm gonna be a millionare. I can feel it.
I'm getting a haircut tomorrow, one and a fade.
I noticed I have way too many pics of me on this site, which is why I'm not posting anymore.
We're dodging Hurricanes left and right in Miami.
I get eargasms when I clean my left ear.
I think it's cute when Mykey says "foots" instead of feet.
Yesterday, I was watching DBZ and Goku's Spirit Bomb blinded my right eye. I couldn't see shit for a minute.
I'm sick of all these "Best _____ Pics" competitions.
I love taking Mykey to school. It feels good.
I have difficulty adding "either" and "niether" the proper way in a sentence.
I'm never gonna have a cool profile page here.
My son asked me "It's okay to like girls, right?" I told him "Pero of course."
It felt good coming back to IBY and competing again, but after being on for less than a week, I'm already getting sick of the same competitions.
I'm going to Seattle this weekend, so I'll catch up with you later alligator :P (see more)

my history teacher looks like edna mode form the incredibles |=P
cant beleive im joining soccer again, hopefully i still remember the basics
oh wow theres white out in my pocket =]
geeze this chopstick in my hair makes me feel stupid XD
heyyyy im the vice prez to the singing club and junior class =]
orkyshmorkinsawlettyvelminwiyerdorkenskeemz?
i need a haircut |=P im tired of my layers
in west philidelphia bron and raised, in the playground is where i spent most of my days, lalala
i should nap so i wont fall asleep on my hw again, but i wanna do this rite now =P
coinkydink reminds me of lemos =P (see more)

1. I'll be wearing these scars
for everyone to see

2. I'm frightened by what I see
But somehow I know
That there's much more to come
Immobilized by my fear
And soon to be
Blinded by tears

3. "love me or hate me. I'm still gonna shine." (see more)

I have the same birthday as Giants second baseman Eugenio Velez (May 16)
Velez drove in the winning run in tonight's (9/9/08) game vs. the Arizona D-Backs
Catcher/1B/3B Pablo Sandoval scored from second on that play.
I love watching Sandoval play.
I gave my friend a free cotton candy at work tonight.
I hate my Spanish teacher.
I learned German in Spanish class.
I give girls orgasms with my roast beef sandwiches.
I'm playing in a volleyball game vs. my economics teacher on Friday.
I'm jammin with my friends tomorrow with my ukulele.
I nicknamed my ukuleles "Ku'uipo" and "Makamaka."
I'm hungry.
I just ate 2 hot dogs at work.
I got one of those hot dogs for playing Makamaka for the people working @ the food stand.
I put Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard on that hot dog.
I drank a root beer with that hot dog. (see more)

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i'm going to randomly enter this comp. (see more)

Today was picture day in my school! (see more)

oh mii gosh! are u cereal wit dis comp??  (see more)

today i ate a bagel (see more)

OF DEATH DEAD DEADLY (see more)

hi may name is holly molly steve mike james....RAINBOWS!!!... keven alice and billy bob joe..
the waters wet
the winds windy
the boys hardd (see more)