the best pick up lines

guy: you are the most beautiful girl in the world



girl: you mean it? really?




guy: of course! especially since i burned my eyes out with a blowtorch so i wouldn't have to see your fat rolls and your disgusting butt crack hanging out of your jeans that are clearly too small for you. :) (see more)

first of all lemme say this. "hahah woooo, gimme sommmee yoooooooooo!!" haha here we gooo

me: hey you got a picture of you that i can have?
Fandangollama: yeah suure, here you goo. what for?
me: so i can show santa what i want for christmas.. (see more)

"You can call me Big Mac, Cause I'm gunna put my secret sauce in between them Bunz (see more)

if you were a booger...
id pick you first (see more)

F* me if I'm wrong but....don't cha wanna kiss me???  (see more)

boy:can i have a picture of you?
girl: why?
boy: so i can show santa what i want this christmas:] (see more)

Do you know CPR? cause I think my heart just stopped beating. (see more)

are you from tennessee cause you're the only ten i see (see more)

Are you a roller coaster because i would pay to ride on you.
(second option: because i would want to ride your curves) (see more)

Hi miss, I forgot my phone number-Can I have yours? (see more)

1. If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

2. Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.

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You must be gay cause im attracted to you... (see more)

Are you sick?

because I think I caught AIDS from you ;) (see more)

mine would be...

1)Dang, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

2)Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

lmao thats all i got=]
I think they are purrtyy good. (see more)

"hi will help me find my lost puppy? I think he went to that cheap motel room across the street" (see more)