Ask A Ninja

Hey Mr.Ninja I noticed you were masks all the time. so does that mean your really ugly?

Then you run for your life (see more)

ninja... how big is you weener? (see more)

I want to run on trees!!! kiaaaaa (see more)

Can i wear your mask? (see more)

Can you break a brick with only one testicle lmao (see more)

r u single cos ur lookin pretty sexy in those tight pants (see more)

Ninja,; Can u fart away a wall?? (see more)

I dont get why you always wear black,I think pink would really bring out your eyes...Want me to make you a pink suit??? (see more)

Excus me Mr. ninja, last night my wiener was sleep walking and it asked me if you wanted to fight crime with him. My wiener pretty much needs to be help in its never ending battle against the vaginatrons. Can you help my wiener?  (see more)

Q: Can you teach me your nunchuk skills??? (see more)

where do you go when your not being a ninja- or when your chillig out (see more)

Will you teach me how to slice someone in half without their body falling to the ground with a katana? (see more)

can u get jackie chans autograph for me? (see more)

can you camoflage with a white background with your black ninja outfit (see more)

How many ninjas it takes to beat Chuck Norris? (see more)

"Are you Jesus?"
"No, I'm Mykel Blaine." (see more)

why ask a ninja when you can ask chuck norris? (see more)

Why the heck are you so grumpy and rude all the time... Stop and smell the freaking roses showered with blood you spill geese... (see more)

WOULD YOU STEAL USD$ 1 BILLION FOR ME? (see more)

Do babies automatically die when you look at them? (see more)