Best Way 2 Keep a Jehovah's Witness from knocking!

Tell them you'll be with them in a minute, you're just in the middle of sacrificing a goat to the dark lord :p (see more)

Answer the door stark raving naked! and speak in tongues (gibberish!) (see more)

Draw a chalk outline of a body on your front porch, with a watchtower pamphlet, and a bike helmet laying next to it. (see more)

Dont answer the door just shout loudly enough...Hunny them damn jehovahs witness's are at the door wheres my shot gun....they leave everytime very quickly off your property..=) (see more)