good excuse for not doing ur homework

I had explosive diarrhea, so I carried my homework into the bathroom to finish it while on the toilet. The only problem is after I finished it I set it on the tank, and when I got up to flush it fell in. I got it out with tongs and placed it in this ziplock. Do you still want it?  (see more)

my mommy says that chores are more important than school work (see more)

So Mrs. Smith really there was this guy walking down the street with an orange hoodie on, he punched me in the stomach and snatched my book bag then ran down the street giggling.

I swear Mrs. Smith I'm not making this up! (see more)

well... you see... we kind of ran out of toilet paper... and we are WAY too poor to afford it so.... I just had to. (see more)

I dont think you have ANY idea how hard it is to do a million things at one time..it gets me soo frustrated *starts crying* i just cant handle doing so much at one time i think tomorrow will be better can i have an extra day please!? :) my way and it works ;) at least for girls who come off inicent :D lol (see more)

my sister' got sick And we went and spent the whole day in the hospital!!! (see more)

i thought u said we had to hand it in next lesson....im sure u said that (see more)

My Dog Ate It. (see more)

i'm sick, or
i'm cooking dinner so you can put your feet up, mom, or
i'm ibying... anything can wait for that! (see more)

I just didn't feel like doing it, f*** yoooouuu. (see more)

1. steal someones and write your name on it (then give it back)
2. skip class (see more)

I actually heard this in one of my classes, and the teacher laughed so hard she got away with it.
"Well the IRS came to my house and repossessed my paper with the homework on it." (see more)

My good friend told the teacher this. "Honestly Mr. Adams, my procrastination ate it." (see more)