Funniest Thing a Friend Said

We were playing video games and we were talking about something and David say, "I am stupid, there are many like me, but I am unique." Luke and I turned and looked at him and just died laughing. My friends are wierd. (see more)

So, I sit next to my friend Vivek(a.k.a. ndfreak4life420) in Science, and on our Science book is a picture of the Mars Rover. So randomly he says, "Hey, did you know the mars rover is a pimp?" It was so halirious, and soo Vivek.  (see more)