Best way to avoid a party or gathering

I have to go to church and pray for you. (see more)

Say that you are addicted to this internet game called ibeatyou..and you don't wanna go out bec of it...lol for sure they won't invite you anymore coz they might think your crazy! (see more)

ME:I CANT GO..MY DAD DONT LET ME GO..SORRY!

OTHER:COME ON...YOUR DAD..YOUR DAD..HE DOESNT NEED TO KNOW.

ME:YEAH..YOU ARE RIGHT.BUT ITS ME WHO IS SPANKED THEN..NOT YOU. (see more)

sorry man, i found a wierd bug with spikes and shit, its so awesome, cancel the party and come over here asap. WTF it just moved!!!!!! (see more)

I'm can't come, I'm dead sorry.

xD (see more)

"i have the shits" (see more)

i would start crying.and say oh.sorry i cant go my pets + my grandma died (see more)

i made dinner and movie reservations with a date.

should work perfectly (see more)

if they ask if you can come just yell
"BANANA HAMMOCK!!!"
then run off (see more)

im 2 old to make up excuses / lie to get out of something. Bit if it came down to it i would just no show up and tell them im not coming. (see more)

I'm sorry, I can't come...because you're going to be there. (see more)

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Tell them you have Enochlophobia or Fear of crowds.



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i already made plans....






with people that you dont know. (see more)

i cant go because...ummm i have to go to texas! (see more)

I'm usually straight forward and tell them I'm not up for it, but... I did use this excuse once:
"I got really bad diarrhea, dude you just don't know!"
Because I wanted to finish watching Season 1 of Veronica Mars LOL i suck.  (see more)

Oh i can't go to the party because my mommy told me not to. (see more)

i have to do a project thats due in 3 months (see more)

Uh... I have a doctor's note so I can't go. (see more)

"i...told my sister that i'd accompany her to the prom."
(xD). untrue story (see more)