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Lamest Joke

Share a joke that you KNOW is lame, but that makes you laugh anyways. (No all me unless you made up the joke yourself)


total challengers: 19   
1st
What did the boy fly say to the girl fly?

"Excuse me, is this stool taken?" (see more)
 
Neekoh
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 202  VOTES: 21

 

2nd
How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler. (see more)
 
TEAM_DK
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 134  VOTES: 10

 

3rd
Knock Knock

Who's There

Tyrone

Tyrone Who?

Tyrone Shoelaces!! (see more)
 
joeym333
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 194  VOTES: 21

 

4th
Why don't they have phone books in China?


Because there's so many Wings and Wongs, somebody might wing the wong number!
:) (see more)
 
HallieElizabeth
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 94  VOTES: 6

 

5th
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Ok, laughing at this joke makes me feel so ridiculous... but c'mon, just say it and see for yourself: FSSSHH! (see more)
 
Am_Using
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 160  VOTES: 15

 

6th
What did the Ghost say to the Bee?


Boo bee (see more)
 
Hughsonn
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 129  VOTES: 14

 

7th
Why are green apples green,
Cause thursday is a weekday.
 (see more)
 
moocow4848
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 66  VOTES: 3

 

8th
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?  (see more)
 
xxtay123xx
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 71  VOTES: 5

 

9th
If you're an American outside the bathroom, what are you inside the bathroom?



European (see more)
 
jackiev1023
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 65  VOTES: 4

 

10th
A Guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" (see more)
 
MadMike02
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 94  VOTES: 11

 

11th
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why did the chicken cross the road


to get to the otherside (see more)
 
alexmay26
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 66  VOTES: 9

 

12th
2 guys walk into a bar one ducks (see more)
 
marmol2
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 70  VOTES: 5

 

13th
how do you make a peache crumble



kick it in the nuts (see more)
 
pimp_genetics
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 101  VOTES: 9

 

14th
Q:What's red a looks like a bucket?

A: A Red Bucket

Q:What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A:A red bucket in disguise (see more)
 
canada_dogg
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 70  VOTES: 5

 

15th
KNOK KNOK

WHOS THERE

BANANA

KNOK KNOK

WHOS THERE

BANANA

KNOK KNOK

WHOS THERE

BANANA

KNOK KNOK

WHOS THERE

ORANGE NOW ARENT U GLAD I DIDNT SAY BANANA
BANANA
 (see more)
 
hester4prez16
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 57  VOTES: 3

 

16th
lame knock knock jokes but you still laugh to it.  (see more)
 
Paramedic21
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 53  VOTES: 3

 

17th
How does Peter Pan fly?

If you got hit in the peter with a pan you would fly too. (see more)
 
jermethius
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 98  VOTES: 10

 

18th
What did one barbie say to the other?


"Hi Barbie!" (see more)
 
xxlahainaxx
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 96  VOTES: 9





Comments

dance4eva101
dance4eva101 varsity
about 1 year ago
re: BEST JOKE EVER!
Ha Ha Ha Ha lol that is soo funny :) A 5 you're awesome :P
spud08
spud08 HOFer
over 2 years ago
re: Another lame joke
damn that's a good joke! hum i not sure!!
crazy_gecko2007
crazy_gecko2007 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: read it slow
hahahahahaha great joke!
crazy_gecko2007
crazy_gecko2007 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: lame joke
lol 5
crazy_gecko2007
crazy_gecko2007 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Ghost
ohhhhhhhhhhhh!! lol 5
crazy_gecko2007
crazy_gecko2007 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Another lame joke
hahahahahaha good one! 5
crazy_gecko2007
crazy_gecko2007 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: knock knock!!! :)
omg this is great lol 5
crazy_gecko2007
crazy_gecko2007 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: DK's Lamest Joke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love it!! 5!!
MadMike02
MadMike02 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: DK's Lamest Joke
hahahahaha! lol, never heard this until now.
Neekoh
Neekoh captain
over 3 years ago
re: Another lame joke
OK, I actually like this one :)
DaveyCrocket
DaveyCrocket franchise
over 3 years ago
re: DK's Lamest Joke
cant wait man
TEAM_DK
TEAM_DK HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: DK's Lamest Joke
Dave: thats funny cause its true. Damn man, 2 more months man!!
mice_aliling
mice_aliling all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: DK's Lamest Joke
i did not even get it...or is it because if the jugular vein is hit, it will instantly kill the person ...oh
DaveyCrocket
DaveyCrocket franchise
over 3 years ago
re: DK's Lamest Joke
ya know when were sittin at the bar at like 4am in Vegas we are gonna be pissin ourselves over this joke!!!
dvyntwoman
dvyntwoman all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: DK's Lamest Joke
lmfao
c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Fly Pick-Up Line
a_u - Exactlly. You failed in this comp because my compliment is actually a slander...in this case...;P Damn paradoxes...
Am_Using
Am_Using all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Fly Pick-Up Line
LMAO! Brilliant reply! Should I understand then that "There's nothing lame about anything that comes out of ur mouth" is not a compliment coz' I have not succeeded in lameness beyond ur expectations?
skilletbiskit
skilletbiskit all-star
over 3 years ago
re: knock knock!!! :)
LOL!!!!
c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Fly Pick-Up Line
Ugh, in this case (and for the record) is actually a compliment as you have succeeded in lameness beyond even my expectations... ;P
Neekoh
Neekoh captain
over 3 years ago
re: Fly Pick-Up Line
Ugh you!
MadMike02
MadMike02 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Guy
C_Tizzie-Hmm, I'm predictable...dammit!
c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Another lame joke
There's nothing lame about anything that comes out of your mouth...;P
c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Fly Pick-Up Line
Ugh....
c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Guy
I knew you'd have this! FTW!
a_dub
a_dub HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Another lame joke
don't worry, I nearly laughed! =P
 
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over 3 years ago