Best "Thats what she said" moment

my friend in back of me was looking at my computer yet i was in the way, she said, "get that big head out of my face"!!! THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!! (see more)

my friend samuel was bored and our teacher wasnt in the room so Sam got the lotion our teacher had and made her computer keyboard all slimy and gushy. This girl came up to the computer to search for something on it and said "ewww its all slimy and slippery!" and samuel looked at her and said "thats what she said!" lmao (see more)