Lamest Joke EVER !

Whats noiser than one cat stuck in a tree?

Two cats. (see more)

2 roaches were walking on the ceiling...when Roach A said that he can walk with just 4(of 6) legs. Roach B wasn't impressed but said that he can walk fine with only 2 legs.
Why did Roach A fell to the floor when Roach B started to walk on 2 legs?

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Answer : Roach A was so impressed and wanted to clap his hands...and fell down (see more)