Awful Things Your Siblings Have Done To You !!

my older sister used to love doing this shit to me when i was little...
when we were little, my parents had us waking up 5am to prepare for school. it's usually still dark around 5am. so my older sister would prank me by waking me up at midnight and telling me frantically "juni! hurry up and take a shower and dress up! we'll be late for school!" i would wake up surprised and thinking " crap we are late!" and i would hurry and jump in the shower and dress up. the whole time im showering... my older sister hops back into bed laughing her ass off.  (see more)

my brother wanted revenge on me for roasting marshmallows and sticking them to his face making his exema flare up. so he took the chain off the chainsaw, revved it in my face and stuck it into my stomach. i thought i was going to die and i cried..lol ever since then, along with other chainsaw incidents, i'm deathly afraid of them...  (see more)

My brother went into the kitchen and offered me some diet coke and I said yeah sure, he gave it to me and I drank it thinking, this tastes so weird...tasted like lemon and I asked him and he smiled cause he cant lie for shit and he said he put lemon flavoured laxitives in it...ASSSSSSSHOLEEEEE! BTW im the only one that drinks the diet coke so he knew i would drink it. (see more)

When I was a kid, my oldest bro always made me clean out his car, since I love cars, I didnt really mind! So one day he got home late and he asked me to clean out the car and so i cleaned the whole car inside out.

THEN i got thirsty and saw 2 cups of drinks in there, one was from burger king and the other one was form McD, Before I drank it, i went inside and ask, can I have some of your drink ( i always ask 1st) so my bro said yea why not but he was trying so hard not to laugh! I didnt think much of it and chose burger king drink
After the 1st sip the cold drink was tasteless but some funky kick to it until I opened it up only to find out it was his PISS!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
He laugh so hard he forgot to tell me in one of the drinks is his pee!!! =(

BUTTTTT, I wasnt feeling to well on that day but after i drank his pee, I felt better! I guess i was shocked!! LOL NASTY I KNOW!! (see more)

Once upon a time.

When I..

When I was living with my...

sister.

I wasn't home at the time when it happened.


After a day at the job.

I get home.....


Sleep....



Wake up the next day...


ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT MY SISTER'S FRIEND LET ONE OF HER FRIENDS HAVE SEX IN MY ROOM.

AND I WAS LIKE....
"OHHHH BITCH THAT'S FUCKED UP!!!" (see more)

When we go to Walmart, she likes to yell over the aisles, "Hey Janette, do you still need that hemorrhoid cream?"

To which I reply, "Do you still need that YEAST INFECTION CREAM? I know you've been burning and itching for weeks." (see more)

Well i was buggin my sister to pour me some orange juice and she wouldn't pour me any. When she finally broke me made me promise i would drink it all. the "orange juice" turned out to egg yolks (see more)

well my brother james who is about a year and a half older then me whatever i do to him he always has to do it twice to me... i dont understand his rule but ill show u i punch him once he punches me twice... it always ends up with me and him scrapping it out( i win =D cuz though im younger im bigger and faster)anyways these things would get really bad im talking i choke him for 10 seconds hell choke me for 20 till it got to the worse i threw him off the roof he threw me off the roof twice! no doubt i got him back i punched him so hard in the nose he got stitches whoops... were good brothers we love each other and although we fight each other alot we fight together even more cuz alot of people are too immature to understand my bros defects (see more)

Quite a few years ago my brother and i were bored so he came up with the idea of trowing darts at a cushion..
The downpart about it was that he needed something to lean the cushion on.. So why not his brother, and when i was sick of it i stood up to say: My turn, at that instant i had a dart arrow planted quite firmly in my tigh..
And then i got the usual don't you dare tel mom! (see more)

i was siting in my room and my sister came in with one of my favorite books in her buttcrack..... she was in so much trouble.. (see more)

One time when we were crossing the street she pushed me off the street and I got hit by a vehicle! good thing i wasn't seriously injured! stupid sister!!




Then, there was a time when we were having a snack, i think it was macaroni that we were eating, anyway i stole a bite from her plate and she got mad from what i did so what she did as a revenge is that when i was about to take another bite she smacked my fork into my mouth! GOSH!! my throat was bleeding like hell at that time and i really cried!



damn it!!! there were a lot of times that my sister almost killed me with all of her stupid things!! GOSH!! i absolutely hate her!!! (see more)

its winter, my brother got mad 4 som reason and threw a shovel at me lik a spear and hit me between the eyes. Had 7 stiches no concusion. (see more)

when i was smaller, my brothers used to go into the bathroom while i used to shower and bring huge glasses of freezing cold water with them and throw the water over the curtain so i got this flash of freezing water... (see more)

ok im 14 and my nephew is one and one time i was getting on his nervs and then he gets his little toy steering wheel and pretends he's gonna throw it at me and he does that twice and then the third time he was gonna do it again and i said ha ha ha your not gonna do it na na anana and then it slipped and licked me in my face and my nose was bleeding it was sooo out of order bad luck i slapped him after thoe ha ha but he never cried he's just pinched me in my face and i told my sister looool (see more)

when I was like 4 i used to share a room with my brother who is four years older than me, we had a bunk bed and i slept on the bottom bunk, one night when we went to sleep I felt my bed get pushed up and I was really scared, So i told and my brother and he told me to shut the hell up, and then it kept happening and i started to cry and tell him there were monsters under my bed and he kept telling me to shut up and go to bed, but then i heard laughing coming from under my bed, and it turned out my oldest brother was under there doing that, tormenting my little toddler self lol (see more)

After gluing my sister's cell phone to the peak of our very high ceiling with Elmers Wood Glue she took three of her friends into the bathroom and ripped the shower curtain down while i was showering. After that little fiasco i stole all her cloths and gave them to Goodwill she then retaliated by putting hot sauce in my eye drops and a shit load (pun intended) of laxitive and some ipecac in my orange juice and cereal which had me expelling fluids from both ends.......i gave up  (see more)

Once my older brother tried to wake me up but i didn't want to he spilled ice cold water over me! (see more)

instead of handing the phone to me when my friends call my sisters will try to embarass me by saying stupid things like "ashley can't talk right now she's taking a crap"  (see more)

Once when I was like... eight my brother was pissing me off or something, so I went into his room && grabbed his favorite bear. :P Then I found a skipping rope && hung it from the top of the staircase XXD! He cried for hours. :S rofl, Im so terrible!  (see more)

So you know how on the cartoons, when they jump off buildings, the characters use blankets and the blankets turn into parachutes? Yah, so my brothers convinced me to jump out of their window on the second floor with the blanket because they said the blanket would turn into a parachute and work.

The only thing that worked was me getting a concussion and a spanking. (see more)