Best Reason to Start Drinking

best reason to start drinking - because it's 9 in the afternoon (see more)

it's 5:00 somewhere!!!! (see more)

You can't stop doing something you haven't started to do ;) (see more)

beacause somewhere else in world people are drinking..we should drink with them (see more)

Start drinking to help cope with all of lifes problems, like Homer Simpsons says "beer, that cause and solution to all off lifes problems" (see more)

cos chuck norris told us to (see more)

All you wanna do is relax, have a couple of drinks, like after a hard days work, just chill with a couple of friends. (see more)

because you feel you didn't have enough the previous night or are hung over so bad from the previous night that the only way to cure it is to start drinking again! (see more)

your husband/bofriend is sleeping with your best friend  (see more)

When you are the only guy on your football team that doesn't participate in the train being ran on two fat chicks in the bathroom of your hotel room, and when you fall asleep one brings her 4 year old daughter into the hotel room and sets her daughter on one of the beds and proceeds to get rammed in the bathroom while her daughter sleeps just a few feet away (see more)

when its in front of you, cant help but drink the dang thing! (see more)

cuz you're an alcoholic! (see more)

Cause I'm celebrating the start of me drinking... (see more)

Your thirsty (see more)

It's Simple: I'm an elementary English teacher in South Korea. I NEED to drink. (see more)

Just finished an exam, ready to rock. (see more)

if you're shy sometimes you just need a little liquid courage (see more)

when people piss you off (see more)

Who needs a reason? (see more)

When you live in a town where there's 22 bars, a Wal-Mart and an Applebee's... there is nothing better to do besides drink. Also it snows 9 months out of the year here in Wyoming where temperatures drop to the negatives and the wind is constantly blowing in your face... it will make you a little nuts and depressed.  (see more)