Best pick-up lines

How much does a polar bear weigh? ... Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is Loved

LOL

....and this one is for Aina: You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala. (see more)

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it better?
ORRRR
Hey, niice legs, when do they open? (see more)

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?  (see more)

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
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I wish you were my homework so I could do you on the table.
Is your dad a baker, 'cause you get a rise out of me. (see more)

Guy says: Hey, I just got a watch that can tell whether women are wearing underwear and it says that you aren't wearing any

Girl says: I am so wearing underwear

Guy says: Oh sorry, my watch is 15 minutes fast (see more)

1.)
Hey, I lost my number.
...mind giving me yours?

2.)
Are you wearing moon pants?
Because your butt is outta this world.

3.)
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McBeautiful.

4.)I'm no expert with pies, but you sure do make my banana cream. (see more)

Hold out your hand...
"Will you hold this while I take a walk?" (see more)

the word of the day is 'legs' lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong! (see more)

Girl you must be a seargant because whenever your around all privates stand erect (see more)

Did you fart? Because you blew me away  (see more)

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
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