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Best pick-up lines

Well, hmmphm, i happen to LOVE pick=up lines ahaha so heres a contest i made to see who has the best one!


total challengers: 12   
1st
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How much does a polar bear weigh? ... Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is Loved

LOL

....and this one is for Aina: You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala. (see more)
 
Loved
RATING: 4.1  VIEWS: 131  VOTES: 4

 

2nd
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I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it better?
ORRRR
Hey, niice legs, when do they open? (see more)
 
Musiic4life
RATING: 4.1  VIEWS: 112  VOTES: 5

 

3rd
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?  (see more)
 
mena_man1
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 62  VOTES: 2

 

4th
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
 (see more)
 
mena_man1
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 63  VOTES: 2

 

5th
I wish you were my homework so I could do you on the table.
Is your dad a baker, 'cause you get a rise out of me. (see more)
 
Kitchens
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 98  VOTES: 2

 

6th
Guy says: Hey, I just got a watch that can tell whether women are wearing underwear and it says that you aren't wearing any

Girl says: I am so wearing underwear

Guy says: Oh sorry, my watch is 15 minutes fast (see more)
 
Potchi
RATING: 4.4  VIEWS: 70  VOTES: 2

 

7th
1.)
Hey, I lost my number.
...mind giving me yours?

2.)
Are you wearing moon pants?
Because your butt is outta this world.

3.)
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McBeautiful.

4.)I'm no expert with pies, but you sure do make my banana cream. (see more)
 
MezUy
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 61  VOTES: 2

 

8th
Hold out your hand...
"Will you hold this while I take a walk?" (see more)
 
jamhuls
RATING: 4.3  VIEWS: 75  VOTES: 1

 

9th
the word of the day is 'legs' lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong! (see more)
 
omgMOOBS25
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 70  VOTES: 2

 

10th
Girl you must be a seargant because whenever your around all privates stand erect (see more)
 
ma5ter_odak1it
RATING: 0.0  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 0

 

11th
Did you fart? Because you blew me away  (see more)
 
mena_man1
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 28  VOTES: 2

 

12th
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
 (see more)
 
mena_man1
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 28  VOTES: 2





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“nice pick up line”
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