No Sex Before Marriage... Happily Ever After?

*thinks* dammit, i should have snuck a peek at him when he was in the shower the other day...I wonder if I will know if its in....just moan that'll convince him! (see more)

Well, it looks like is gonna be me and 'HAND Solo' tonight.....
again. :( (see more)

*Takes off his pants..
"wait..what the heck..where is it?!" (see more)

i think that it won't affect me as much considering the fact that we were able to hold out until we got married...sex shouldn't affect the way you think about someone...you should have thought of the consequences before you married the person...remember your vows!!! (see more)

"babe.. whats your view bout penis enlargement?" LOL! (see more)

"WTFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!OMG am i on punked!?!?!?!?!? Wheres ashton kutcher???? Dam baby u went all out on this one" -waits for ashton- ;D (see more)

i knew there was something fishy about you... (see more)

guy - "ready?"

girl- "yeah about that." (see more)

"Sorry, I only like yeast in my bread." (see more)

oh crap... his brother was bigger. (see more)

so i saw this enzyte commercial.... (see more)

Bitch you better suck a mean dick (see more)

i love you 'till the end of time...and now...i can't wait until the end of time................. (see more)

Um, wanna bake some bread?



Sorry, I couldn't think of anything else to say aside from, "WHAT THE FU.. IS THA, I mean, I love you honey!" (see more)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (see more)

ru u ready
woops i just remebered i have work tomorrow and uh i need all the energy i can get
girl: but u dont have a jo-
guy:cant hear u sleepin (see more)

tell me.
i wanna laugh.
i'll give an IBY to anyone who makes me LOL (see more)

redy for the big moment....oh u have....mabey we can...sooo...you know how would you like a divorce....its not u....wait yes it is. (see more)

I've waited this long for this... Wow... You suck! lol  (see more)

good thing i brought this dildo...but when we get back you'll have to do something about your tinny weeny.  (see more)