best yo momma joke in du world

Yo momma is like a big mac; full of fat and worth one buck :O (see more)

Yo mommas like the sun, you stare at her too long, youll go blind. Yo momma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. Yo mommas so fat, shes like spoiled milk, white, old, disgusting, and chunky. Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powerd flashlight. Yo momma so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead just to make-up her mind. (see more)

Yo mamma is so fat the local kids wrote caution on her butt and when she backs up she beeps like a big rig! rofl (see more)

You mom’s so fat, old and hairy that she gets mistaken for santa clause each december. (see more)

yo momma is so ugly the boogy man hides from her (see more)

Your mom is so poor that third world countries send you money and Nintendo 64's (see more)

Yo momma's so fat that when she went bungee jumping in a yellow dress......i yelled out "AHHHHH! THE SUN IS FALLING!!"

LOLz!!! (see more)

Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!! (see more)

Your mom's so fat she put's butter on her aspirin. (see more)

Yo Momma so Black, When she enters the Jacuzzi, She makes Coffee..


Best made Yo momma jokes are short! (see more)

Your Momma is So fat.... planets orbit around her. (see more)

Yo mamma like Medusa, people look at her face and die. (see more)

Yo momma so fat, That when she bends down, People thought It was an Eclipse!

Go ahead.... laugh (see more)

YO MoMMaZ breath is so bad.......I didn't know whether to give her a breath mint or toilet paper.

Dayum....LoLz... (see more)

Yo Mama so dumb, she called me to get my phone number!

Yo Mama so fat, she don't fit in 100,000,000,000 (ten billion) Pangeas combined!

One good thing about your Mama is though, is she is so pretty, that all the boys and girls are howling at her. They may be wolves, but they are very happy when they can find a meal that big!

LOL!

P.S. Mama's Rule! Love ya Mama, it's just a contest!! (see more)

your mamma so fat jabba the hut said damn (see more)

yo momma is so skinny they tried to hang a flag on her.... But they kept looking next to her (see more)

your mamma so stupid she thought jar jar goes with pickle pickle (see more)

yo mom is so dumb , she tought she could drink Beatlejuice (see more)

yo mamma is so fat when people walk around her its like the song "around the world" by "daft punk"
literly (see more)