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Interview: What Not to Do

Summer is over, Monday is here and it's time to get a job! What should you NOT do on a interview? Be as funny and creative as you can be, but don't repeat anything that has already been submitted.


total challengers: 6   
1st
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:P Unless being naked is a prerequisite in the job you're applying for (see more)
 
mice_aliling
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 42  VOTES: 5

 

2nd
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1.Don't Prepare-Not being able to answer the question "What do you know about this company?" might just end your quest for employment, at least with this employer. lol!
2.Dress Inappropriately-Dressing inappropriately can work both ways.
3. Poor Communication Skills-Not Shaking hands, not making eye contact, and not engaging the person you are speaking with is BAD!!
4. Too Much Communication-Believe it or not, a recent candidate for employment, who, by the way, didn't get the job,
5. Talk Too Much-There is nothing much worse than interviewing someone who goes on and on and on...
6. Don't Talk Enough
7. Fuzzy Facts
8. Give the Wrong Answer
9. Badmouthing Past Employers--Your last boss was an idiot? Everyone in the company was a jerk? You hated your job and couldn't wait to leave? Lets all rave and rant!
10. Forget-Finally, if you do flub the interview, don't take it to heart. I don't think there's anyone hasn't blown an interview or two. (see more)
 
bulldoggx
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 52  VOTES: 6

 

3rd
if he got nude pictures of his wife.
And, if he says "No, of course not!".. don´t, by any means DON´T ask him, if he wants to buy some...  (see more)
 
cyranorick
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 35  VOTES: 4

 

4th
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and wipe it on there desk  (see more)
 
pimp_genetics
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 38  VOTES: 5

 

5th
Let Of A Fart And Try To Cover It By Coughing!!! lol!!!

Use Slang Words Like When You Come Into The Interveiw Room Say "Yo Man!!! Whats Happening Dogg!!!" Wazup Homie"

Make Silly Jokes Like The Knock- Knock Ones!!!

Dont bring up the topic of salary. Like Say "Um Im Just Wondering, How Much Will I get Paid, A Six Figure Salary? "It will be discussed when the time is right!!!

Chew Gum With Your Mouth Open And Blow Bubbles While The Employer Is Talking To you!!!

Do Not Be Late!!! That Will Give A Bad Impression!!!

Dont Play With Items On The Desk Or Play With Your Hair/ Clothes
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Keval11
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 27  VOTES: 2

 

6th
ask him how his divorce is going!

(He'll just love that!) (see more)
 
TTime
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 20  VOTES: 2





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