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Yo mommas like a brick, flat and always gettin laid by mexicans. (see more)
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BY 3PrtHarmony
 RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 50 VOTES: 4
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Best Yo Mamma Joke
tell the funniest yo mamma joke you know. Limit to three entries.total challengers: 19
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2nd
Yo Mamma's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please. (see more)
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BY dietdewers
RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 191 VOTES: 16
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3rd
Yo Mamma's sooooooo ugly.....
SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!!! (see more)
SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!!! (see more)
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BY NannyNumber4
RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 58 VOTES: 4
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4th
Yo mamma's soooooooooo fat...
Her belt size.....IS EQUATOR!!! (see more)
Her belt size.....IS EQUATOR!!! (see more)
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BY NannyNumber4
RATING: 3.0 VIEWS: 54 VOTES: 3
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5th
Yo Mamma so ugly that any guy she had a crush on became hardcore gays. (see more)
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BY zazana
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 200 VOTES: 11
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6th
yo mommas so fat when she walked by the tv i missed the 48 hour marathon (see more)
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BY gunner_zsd
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 74 VOTES: 6
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7th
Yo Momma so fat when she went bungie jumping the bridge came down with her! (see more)
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BY hayden8822
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 82 VOTES: 6
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8th
yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out (see more)
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BY canada_dogg
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 96 VOTES: 10
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9th
yo mammas so skinny when she goes to a club they use her as a pole (see more)
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BY pepsicola
RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 106 VOTES: 7
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10th
ur mamma so stupid she climed over i glass wall to see wat was on the other side (see more)
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BY cutiepie101
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 67 VOTES: 4
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11th
When yo mamma walked outside with a red coat on all the kids yelled "look its kool aid" (see more)
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RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 41 VOTES: 4
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12th
yo mammas so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning! (see more)
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BY pepsicola
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 69 VOTES: 6
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13th
yo mammas so hiary the only language she speaks is wookie (see more)
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BY pepsicola
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 59 VOTES: 5
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14th
yo mammas so stupid she waited at a stop sign for it to say go (see more)
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BY pepsicola
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 90 VOTES: 5
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15th
yo mammas so fat she was baptised at seaworld (see more)
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BY pepsicola
RATING: 1.8 VIEWS: 69 VOTES: 4
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17th
yo mama's so fat i took a picture of her last year and it's still printing! (see more)
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BY litazka
RATING: 0.0 VIEWS: 16 VOTES: 0
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18th
your mamma is so stupid she has cherios on her back (see more)
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BY oscarhc
RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 34 VOTES: 2
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19th
yo mama so stupid she gave yo uncle a blow job when his unemployment ran out (see more)
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BY DDBaBa
RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 53 VOTES: 2
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