
			dwaard		delivers a beatdown! congratulations!

The worst pick up line you have ever heard of..


	Anything goes! total challengers: 86

1^st

Worst Pickup Line [explicit] - PG13 haha

Stick your hand out and motion with your finger for the girl to head over your way.. when she finally gets there you say:

"I knew if I fingered you long enough, you'd c_m" (see more)

BY dwaard

RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 389 VOTES: 32

2^nd

another one

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead? (see more)

BY mport9491

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 415 VOTES: 42

3^rd

worst pick up lines

Hope u remembered your knee pads (see more)

BY jmarshall4214

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 399 VOTES: 21

4^th

Pick Up Line

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? (see more)

BY homeskilletto

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 373 VOTES: 31

5^th

mirror

is that a mirror in your pocket..cuz i can see my self in your pants (see more)

BY cheese20

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 377 VOTES: 27

6^th

sit on my lap

hey, why dont you sit on my lap, and we'll discuss the first thing that pops up (see more)

BY trong

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 133 VOTES: 30

7^th

sign?

hey baby, what's your sign? (see more)

BY tHe_oNe

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 251 VOTES: 18

8^th

Vacuum

you must by a vacuum cuz i can see u suckin me up all day. (see more)

BY Kibbles

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 395 VOTES: 38

9^th

Fred

I Might Not Be Fred Flintstone But I Sure Could Make Your Bedrock ;) (see more)

BY ceegee08

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 277 VOTES: 31

10^th

Classic

Hey want to go get some pizza and f*ck?...

What! You don't like pizza? (see more)

BY CaptSibinnac

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 236 VOTES: 14

11^th

Not even right,lol

how bout we take my aids and your sars and make a special disease? (see more)

BY Kibbles

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 328 VOTES: 27

12^th

worst pick up line ever

get in the truck! (see more)

BY metal_head1990

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 248 VOTES: 25

13^th

My Entry for the worst pickup line

You have 235 bones in your body. How about another? (see more)

BY bogletrumps

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 272 VOTES: 29

14^th

Green Eggs and a Ham.

How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled, or fertilized?
(see more)

BY Garden_of_Eden

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 226 VOTES: 19

15^th

Hide It!!!

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it. Can you help me out? (see more)

BY muffinman8urmom

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 145 VOTES: 5

16^th

Smooth lol.

hey there honey dip, can i dip my chicken nugget? (see more)

BY Kibbles

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 283 VOTES: 25

17^th

Jessica Alba

You aren't quite Jessica Alba, but I would still date ya! (see more)

BY briankelley

RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 211 VOTES: 11

18^th

sugar

did u want sugar or are u sweet enough as is? (see more)

BY metal_head1990

RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 130 VOTES: 3

19^th

Sick...

Are you sick? Coz you're hot! (see more)

BY emmaanna92

RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 95 VOTES: 6

20^th

Pokemon...

Are you a Pokemon? Coz I choose you! (see more)

BY emmaanna92

RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 99 VOTES: 6

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re: mirror
HAHA

re: another one
hahaha.. alchy does the trick!

re: funny pickup line
HAHAHAHA! good one!

re: Alphabet
so cheesy. lol! :P

re: worst pick up lines
LMAO! XD

re: Worst Pickup Line [explicit] - PG13 haha
haha if you do this to your wife, film it and put it on IBY as a dare!!! LMAO

re: Legs
omg, that is horrible!!!

re: worst pick up lines
bhahahaha

re: just the worst.
LOL oh that is hilarious

re: worst pick up lines
hahaha. oh damn. that IS bad! but funny. 5

re: just the worst.
hahaha. yes, use it!!! LOL 5

re: Worst Pickup Line [explicit] - PG13 haha
bahahahhaha. that's funny!!! i'm gonna do it to the wife.LMAO!!!!

re: Green Eggs and a Ham.
What the hell? Hahaha too funny.

re: Hella funny..
Hmm, interesting, I'll write that one down.

re: do i know you?
hahaha! i'm gonna use that one!

re: pick-up
cute, never heard that one before

re: mirror
i think id slap someone if they said that to me lol XD

re: Green Eggs and a Ham.
hahahahahahahha

re: Alphabet
cheese upon cheese upon cheese!

re: My Entry for the worst pickup line
eeeewwwwwwwwww

re: worst pick up line ever
lol

re: Pick Up Line
hahaha!

re: Vacuum
kl kl

re: Vacuum
ha ha ha ha, lol. plz say ur joking. rotfl.

re: Vacuum
Kibbles: I tried it and now i have a sore face and i can assure you no sucking came out of this lol.

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