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The worst pick up line you have ever heard of..

Anything goes!


total challengers: 86   
21st
if i told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me? (see more)
 
cuzimbrwn12
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 121  VOTES: 6

 

22nd
Some guy told me I looked like his first crush. Um...I'm sure, since I bet you had your first crush when you were 5, so thanks. (see more)
 
Niffer
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 123  VOTES: 6

 

23rd
some guy came up to me and said, "Excuse me, but do I know you from somewhere?"

I replied, "Uh.. No.."

Then he said, "Oh right, you're from my future!"
 (see more)
 
cutiecanuck
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 211  VOTES: 15

 

24th
They should rearrange the alphabet girl because I and U belong together. (see more)
 
thedon2008
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 213  VOTES: 18

 

25th
Are ou tired? Cause you've been running though my mind all day... (see more)
 
eamerextreme
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 200  VOTES: 19

 

26th
How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized? (see more)
 
theghostwriter
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 187  VOTES: 19

 

27th
Guy: Excuse me miss, but do you have a band-aid?

Girl: No, why?

Guy: Because i scraped my knee when i was falling for you. (see more)
 
brittany3289
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 244  VOTES: 19

 

28th
Girl are you tired cos u've been running through my mind all day. (see more)
 
ickky
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 265  VOTES: 16

 

29th
Your like a prize winning fish, I dont know whether to eat you or mount you! (see more)
 
jessle88
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 224  VOTES: 16

 

30th
i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you? (see more)
 
EaserKiiD
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 235  VOTES: 13

 

31st
Do you know when leap year is?... (slides me the number)...when you figure it out, give me a call. (see more)
 
ImaBoss
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 225  VOTES: 13

 

32nd
enlarge photo
how nice, you're blowing me a kiss in the picture?...

 (see more)
 
cc_lee
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 177  VOTES: 10

 

33rd
Girl i got money, booze and fame so let me ride you like a Ferrari and make you a household name. (see more)
 
thedon2008
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 152  VOTES: 8

 

34th
Do you have any figs on you?

No... then how about a date? (see more)
 
spernice
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 152  VOTES: 5

 

35th
Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got fine, fine, fine written all over you! (see more)
 
emmaanna92
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 125  VOTES: 13

 

36th
Did you swallow a magnet?

Uhmm..no? Why?

Because I feel like I can't pull away. (see more)
 
missfinngirl
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 149  VOTES: 6

 

37th
Are you soil? Cuz I dig you! (see more)
 
emmaanna92
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 83  VOTES: 6

 

38th
You must be Irish....cuz me pants are dub-lin (see more)
 
Pondo
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 156  VOTES: 6

 

39th
Hey do you like bacon? Wanna strip? (see more)
 
rawronastick
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 106  VOTES: 6

 

40th
Are you Catwoman? 'cause baby, you can play with my yarn balls all night long. (see more)
 
liljaye
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 136  VOTES: 6



 
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Comments

itsvan
itsvan all-IBY
over 5 years ago
re: mirror
HAHA
michimona
michimona franchise
over 5 years ago
re: another one
hahaha.. alchy does the trick!
mport9491
mport9491 franchise
over 5 years ago
re: funny pickup line
HAHAHAHA! good one!
mport9491
mport9491 franchise
over 5 years ago
re: Alphabet
so cheesy. lol! :P
mport9491
mport9491 franchise
over 5 years ago
re: worst pick up lines
LMAO! XD
dwaard
dwaard franchise
over 5 years ago
re: Worst Pickup Line [explicit] - PG13 haha
haha if you do this to your wife, film it and put it on IBY as a dare!!! LMAO
winkadoodle
winkadoodle legend
over 5 years ago
re: Legs
omg, that is horrible!!!
silentknight
silentknight starter
over 5 years ago
re: worst pick up lines
bhahahaha
silentknight
silentknight starter
over 5 years ago
re: just the worst.
LOL oh that is hilarious
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 5 years ago
re: worst pick up lines
hahaha. oh damn. that IS bad! but funny. 5
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 5 years ago
re: just the worst.
hahaha. yes, use it!!! LOL 5
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 5 years ago
re: Worst Pickup Line [explicit] - PG13 haha
bahahahhaha. that's funny!!! i'm gonna do it to the wife.LMAO!!!!
Niffer
Niffer all-american
over 5 years ago
re: Green Eggs and a Ham.
What the hell? Hahaha too funny.
sucidrabi
sucidrabi all-state
over 5 years ago
re: Hella funny..
Hmm, interesting, I'll write that one down.
drainbamaged
over 5 years ago
re: do i know you?
hahaha! i'm gonna use that one!
mst1002
mst1002 all-star
over 5 years ago
re: pick-up
cute, never heard that one before
nearlyfamousgirlx
nearlyfamousgirlx all-american
over 5 years ago
re: mirror
i think id slap someone if they said that to me lol XD
ickky
ickky all-star
over 5 years ago
re: Green Eggs and a Ham.
hahahahahahahha
ickky
ickky all-star
over 5 years ago
re: Alphabet
cheese upon cheese upon cheese!
ickky
ickky all-star
over 5 years ago
ickky
ickky all-star
over 5 years ago
ickky
ickky all-star
over 5 years ago
re: Pick Up Line
hahaha!
ickky
ickky all-star
over 5 years ago
re: Vacuum
kl kl
Kibbles
Kibbles captain
over 5 years ago
re: Vacuum
ha ha ha ha, lol. plz say ur joking. rotfl.
thedon2008
thedon2008 all-state
over 5 years ago
re: Vacuum
Kibbles: I tried it and now i have a sore face and i can assure you no sucking came out of this lol.
 
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over 5 years ago
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over 5 years ago
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