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Yo mama's soooooooo ugly,
SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!!! (see more)
SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!!! (see more)
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BY NannyNumber4
 RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 216 VOTES: 8
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best yo mamma jokes
try to think of the funniest yo mamma joke. unlimited entriestotal challengers: 62
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2nd
yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone on the way to sit on the t.v and watch the couch
In fact shes so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice and she needed a recipe for ice (see more)
In fact shes so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice and she needed a recipe for ice (see more)
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RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 171 VOTES: 10
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3rd
Yo mamma is so poor i saw yer kicking a can down the street, i asked her what she was doing...she said moving (see more)
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BY joner20
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 234 VOTES: 18
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4th
Yo Mamma is soooo old, when she went inside an antique store, they kept her! (see more)
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BY neozeoone
RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 164 VOTES: 15
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5th
yo mama so fat that when she goes to the beach she's the only one that gets a tan...
she plays marbles with the planets...
her wedding ring was a hula hoop...
She sat on a rainbow and made skittles (see more)
she plays marbles with the planets...
her wedding ring was a hula hoop...
She sat on a rainbow and made skittles (see more)
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RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 171 VOTES: 11
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6th
yo momma is sooo black and her teeth are soo yellow, when she smiles she looks like a burnt cheeseburger :) (see more)
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RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 84 VOTES: 3
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8th
yo mama is so fat in the morning she gets up on both sides of the bed (see more)
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RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 130 VOTES: 13
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9th
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals (see more)
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RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 146 VOTES: 14
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11th
your mamma is so black when murderer was chasing her down the street, she got lost in the mist... ~OWNED~ (see more)
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BY FireStar
RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 42 VOTES: 3
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12th
Was yo momma born on a highway, cause hat's where most accidents happen. (see more)
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RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 111 VOTES: 11
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14th
Yo Mamma's soooooo fat, her belt size is EQUATOR!!! (see more)
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BY NannyNumber4
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 91 VOTES: 6
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15th
Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love...and broke it. (see more)
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BY Courtneysaur
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 73 VOTES: 8
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16th
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 108 VOTES: 12
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17th
ur mamma so fat that she stepped on a scale and she said i want my weight not my tele phone number
ohhhh ownage lol (see more)
ohhhh ownage lol (see more)
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BY theazn
RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 114 VOTES: 6
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19th
yo mamma so fat that when she stepped on a scale to record her weight the 8 turned sideways....ohhh pwned (see more)
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BY theazn
RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 127 VOTES: 14
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20th
Yo mamma so fat that her belt size is the equater (see more)
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BY theazn
RATING: 2.0 VIEWS: 119 VOTES: 11
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re: Yo momma...
thanks:)
thanks:)
re: Yo momma...
I haven't heard that one before I like it. 5
I haven't heard that one before I like it. 5
re: Yo mamma is so poor
no i didnt :O
no i didnt :O
re: Yo mamma is so poor
hey u stole my joke
hey u stole my joke
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