Best Joke Ever

A man was driving down a country road one day, when he saw a strange creature racing down the road. He tried to catch up with it, but it ran so fast he couldn't. He gave up and pulled over near a farm house. He got out and walked over to the old farmer who was raking some hay.
"Excuse me, sir," the man said, "but I just saw a strange creature with feathers go racing down the road. Do you know what it is?"
"Yep," drawled the farmer, "that's a 3-legged chicken."
"A 3-legged chicken?" asked the man in amazement. "Where did that come from?"
"Breed 'em here," said the farmer.
"But why would you want to breed 3-legged chickens?" the man asked.
"Well," the farmer said, "my wife and son and I all like drumsticks. So now when we have chicken for dinner, we can each have a leg."
"Oh, that makes sense," said the man. "How do they taste?"
"Dunno," replied the farmer. "Haven't been able to catch one yet." (see more)

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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A blonde gets hit on the highway by a man. They both pull over and the man draws a circle. he tells the blondeto stay in there. The man looks at his car. the blonde giggles. The man poops her tires. the blonde laughs even more. the man smashes herwind shild. the blonde laughs very hard. te man keys her car. the blonde still laughs. he comes over to her and says. why are you laughing. the blonde says. I stepped out of the circle 3 time when you weren't looking. (see more)

Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked
beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very
embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy
and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought
to herself, " He is such a sweet and gentleman, he would never go for this
carrying on." So she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she
lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be
late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and
the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand.
Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any
ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and
before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt rea (see more)