Law and Order Quotes

Det. Lennie Briscoe: I specifically asked for him to be put on suicide watch. Apparently here at Riker's that mean that they watch you commit suicide.  (see more)

Fin Tutuola: You have the right to an attorney and if you throw up in my car, I'll kill ya.  (see more)

Benson: After all these years of being your partner- I dont even know your blood type.

Stabler: A-

Benson: Look at that, me too.

Stabler: I'd give you a kidney.

Benson: Not if I give you mine first (see more)

Olivia Benson: He smells expensive.
Don Cragen: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant  (see more)

Olivia Benson: I always carry at least a pair of earrings in my purse.
Elliot Stabler: Yeah, like you carry a purse.
Olivia Benson: That's 'cause you carry it for me (see more)

Ive Always Wondered if twinkies Last 4ever Twenty bucks take a bite-From Svu (see more)

Audrey Jackson: We still have 45 minutes.
John Munch: I suppose you want to hear a detailed account of my sexual history? But how're we gonna kill the remaining 44 minutes? (see more)

D.A. Jack McCoy: If your obstruction allows a massacre to happen, I will crucify you Mr. Graylick. I will charge you with negligent homicide and after I convict you I will resign my job and represent the families of the victims in a wrongful death suit against you and the union. By the time I'm done you'll be finished. So my advice to you is...
GET OUT OF MY WAY!!! (see more)

John Munch: Now I'm a pain in my own ass. (see more)

LAW AND ORDER SUCKS A$$. ITS THE WORSE SHOW EVER (see more)