Crappiest Summer Internship

I did a summer 'Marketing' Internship for ExxonMobil.

My job? To 'facilitate the rollout of the Speedpass program'.

That may sound like an enriching and noble task, but in reality it meant me and my partner (luckily my good friend from high school) had to stand for hours in sweltering, Virginia summer heat inhaling gas fumes and begging uninterested people to sign up for a useless product that is totally meaningless now.

Luckily, major corporations are easily scammed - and we eventually realized that the independence we were granted meant we could do 'our job' from parties flowing with alcoholic libations and still get paid...

Wait - the real internship sucked, but the one I did...

Awesome. ;P

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I helped out at a day care program for litle kids. They were cring nonstop and they made me change diapers. It Sucked! (see more)

sometimes its good sometimes not so much. when i was workin at the retirement home u gotta clen th old ppl up if they pee in their bed =(. i dont think its healthy to clean a variety of old ppl piss. also they complain a lot saying their feet hurt when their in bed. they forget my name a lot and since im asian they ask me if i can speak english WTF.  (see more)

I had a summer internship at an aquarium. For hours all I did was gut dead fish.
Then after a two weeks of doing just that, I was moved to a different assignment.
I had to transport angry crabs from one tank to another. They did not have there claws banded...ow. Needless to say I wanted to go back to working with the dead fish. (see more)

the worst job it was always hot and stuff always tired getting chased by dogs and crappy annoying neighbors (see more)

I don't call it an Internship because I'm not planning on doing this for the rest of my like so it's a job that I had. Well like the competition title says it was muy Crappy. (see more)