It's You... Against Them.

THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!! (see more)

Take out one of these & yell "It's Morphin Time!!!" (see more)

10 of you will jump me. 9 of you will win.
the first one to hit me is the only one im going to focus on killin. lets go. (see more)

"First, let's go over the rules, no touching of the hair or face.....AND THAT'S IT!" (see more)

Have you met my friend? CHUCK NORRIS! *chuck norris appears next to Heat" BRING IT! (see more)

I HAVE AIDS!!!

I dare you to make me bleed! (see more)

"Did I Doo Thaaat??!??"  (see more)

I WILL CALL MY MOM ;D  (see more)

The last time I got jumped by 10 people, I went to jail and then got sued...try me bitches! (100% true) (see more)

look up, spread your arms and say..

"what? i lost my job, my wallet, my girlfriend left me and now this? OH C'MOOOON?!!!" (see more)

That's fucked up. (see more)

just no hitting in face OK?!!
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i will fight all of you but plz 1 at a time. take a number  (see more)

"I don't suppose you fellas want to give up" (see more)

You'd better kill me because I'm getting back up and you're going down. (see more)

Me: MA DAD'S A COP!!!(pointing behind them)

They turn around** (I RUN!!)
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Kaaaaa meee haaa meee haaa!!!!!!!!!! (see more)

i start the chain of events that leads to Captain Planet coming to kick some ass, i'll just tell them they're not recycling (see more)

Take out my phone, hit a couple random number, and say "ya, hey greg, bring the guys over. No I don't care if they're in a scrap, bring all 50 of em', I got a couple guys here looking for a fight, oh and bring the guns too."

I just hope that works (see more)

Earth, Fire, WInd, Water, Heart, GO PLANET!

"With you powers combined... I am CAPTAIN PLANET." (see more)