Break Up Text

Girl: Who is the BITCH your breaking up with me for? Huh! I Want to know!!

Guy: IDK Your BFF Rose. (see more)

I know we've been dating a long time, now and I have a question. What would be the best way to propose??? Cuz I wanna ask your sister and you two are pretty similar (see more)

I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue. I'd do anything at all my dear - just to get away from you. (see more)

Hey what's up? the reason for my text is to let you know, I want to end this what you call relationsip once and for all. You are right It's my fault, it's my fault I had to upgrade!!!! What was I thinking when I met you. xoxo (see more)

yea ummm..... im gayy sry (see more)

I shouldn't have picked "dare" when me and my friends were playing "truth or dare". (see more)

IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME, WHEN I GOT PISSED OFF THE MOST, IT WOULD BE GOING OUT WITH YOU!! GET THE **** OUTTA MY LIFE


p.s. me and your sister are having babies, yayz (see more)

im sorry but weve gotta stop..
but now that your mom and i are dating, itll make more since when you call me daddy :) (see more)

i'm getting deported today... (see more)

Hey, you should really go to a clinic to check if you're clean; I ended up sleeping with your sister and now I have chlamydia. Oh.. and she's way better in the sack so I'm leaving you.

Good luck! (see more)

Kay.So let's be honest babe...the sex...well yeah, not so great..haha..so uhhhh..yeah see you at church tomorrow. (see more)

Sorry, I got better things to do with my time. (see more)

plain and simple....


Me+U=Dunzo ..kk ttyl (see more)

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I love you but I'm not "Inlove" with you. Can I have the burger now?! (see more)