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best yo mama joke

best yo mama joke


total challengers: 29   
1st
alright ur mammas so old when i told her to act her age she died!
(= (see more)
 
jaydakid
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 269  VOTES: 21

 

2nd
Yo mamma so fat when i said it was chiliy out side she ran out with a spoon.  (see more)
 
Kev_5
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 70  VOTES: 4

 

3rd
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

lol (see more)
 
jaydakid
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 166  VOTES: 17

 

4th
yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat people say TAXI!!! (see more)
 
ryan2993
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 120  VOTES: 12

 

5th
yo mamma so fat when she in the ocean whales started singing
"We are family" (see more)
 
Skyscraper
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 56  VOTES: 3

 

6th
yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car (see more)
 
Skyscraper
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 3

 

7th
yo mama so old he social sercurity number is one (see more)
 
Skyscraper
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 67  VOTES: 3

 

8th
yo mama so fat wen she fell into the ocean spain discovered a new island (see more)
 
beastyboy
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 89  VOTES: 7

 

9th
Yo mama's so fat that when she steps on the scale it reads, "To Be Continued..." (see more)
 
Mushroomheadbangers
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 72  VOTES: 10

 

10th
man yo mama so black that when she drank water she pissed out coffee (see more)
 
afrodude
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 105  VOTES: 14

 

11th
Yo mama is so old, when God said let there be light, she flicked the switch. (see more)
 
mikeyandres
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 66  VOTES: 5

 

12th
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her! (see more)
 
doggitydoggity
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 107  VOTES: 13

 

13th
yo mama so fat she saw a bus and said hey a twinkie (see more)
 
mohanfilms
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 91  VOTES: 13

 

14th
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

aawws lol

</3 (see more)
 
nyssax3
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 97  VOTES: 13

 

15th
yo mama so fat she sits next to everybody in the cinema (see more)
 
lpollock
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 104  VOTES: 13

 

16th
Your mamma's so fat, when she died God couldnt lift her spirit.
BUUUURRRRNNNN!!!!! (see more)
 
jekneepoo
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 62  VOTES: 4

 

17th
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! (see more)
 
WritinVampiress
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 63  VOTES: 4

 

18th
your mom's so hunched back, she has to wear a snorkel to do the dishes! (see more)
 
joisme123
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 64  VOTES: 6

 

19th
Your mama is a stupid stripper. When guys want to give her dollar bills, she said, "I don't take dollars!" So she bends over and says, "I take credit cards so slide it between my ass cheeks"! (see more)
 
Manny_Fresh
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 97  VOTES: 13

 

20th
Yo mama so ugly that she had to tie a pork-chop around her neck so the dog would play with her. (see more)
 
munkeyboyguy
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 58  VOTES: 5



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Comments

prodigous
prodigous all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Yo Mama!
haha wtf?! LOL!
nooby
nooby varsity
over 3 years ago
re: momma
sorry
jekneepoo
jekneepoo franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Funny yo mamma joke.
UR 12TH BDAY PARTY JEANETTE CRACKED IT AND EVERYBODY LAUGHED HOW MUCH U WANA BETTT
jocelynisfly
jocelynisfly captain
over 3 years ago
re: Funny yo mamma joke.
LIARRRRRRRR
jekneepoo
jekneepoo franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Funny yo mamma joke.
NOT FROM YOU FROM JEANETTE BITCH
jocelynisfly
jocelynisfly captain
over 3 years ago
re: Funny yo mamma joke.
YOU STOLE THAT BITCHH!
mikeyandres
over 3 years ago
re: Old.
o_0
demon_cat108
demon_cat108 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Old.
o.o;
mikeyandres
over 3 years ago
re: Old.
Besides, God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. What a stupid looking creature.
mikeyandres
over 3 years ago
re: Old.
I'm not making fun of God, I'm making of yo mama (not yours, just yo mama in general.)
AlecSimione
AlecSimione varsity
over 3 years ago
re: momma
kid its steels fre bread not stoles free bread
jaydakid
jaydakid pro
over 3 years ago
AYOitsMJ
AYOitsMJ all-state
over 3 years ago
re: yo mama
LMAOO!. HAHA :]
AYOitsMJ
AYOitsMJ all-state
over 3 years ago
re: yo mamma joke
lmaoo!
AYOitsMJ
AYOitsMJ all-state
over 3 years ago
re: yo mama
racist! haha.
demon_cat108
demon_cat108 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: yo mama
lol
demon_cat108
demon_cat108 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Old.
booo u suck dont make fun of God
demon_cat108
demon_cat108 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: yo mamma!
good one
demon_cat108
demon_cat108 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Yo Mama!
lmao
jaydakid
jaydakid pro
over 3 years ago
re: yo momma !
dam another hate lol jking
nyssax3
nyssax3 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: yo momma !
haha wackkk!
jaydakid
jaydakid pro
over 3 years ago
re: yo momma !
5/5 lol
yupinmawhitetee
yupinmawhitetee varsity
over 3 years ago
re: yo mamma joke
iight iight
Manny_Fresh
Manny_Fresh all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Yo Mama!
Thanks!
margio33
margio33 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: yo mamma!
LOL
 
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