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My friend was telling her boyfriend that she was going away for the weekend and that he would have to go to the dance for the weekend, so they were standing on the corner and she was like "So... I have something to tell you." And he was like "What? We breaking up?" I was listening in and it was hilarious because he was so calm. Then my friend was "Na Un, actually..." the her phone starting ringing and it was like "I kissed a girl and I liked it," Her boyfriend who wasn't paying attention looed up and said "YOU DID?! This is great!" I started to die of laughter! XD (see more)

So, I'm in an orchestra, and we'll be going to a music festival soon, where judges come in after our preformance and tell u show we can improve. So my teacher said: "The judge may ask you to do certain things... I remember for a dipraghm excercise he asked a wood wind to lay down.." And my friend whispered to me: "And then the judge told him to take off his pants." I started cracking up. (see more)