Best Anchorman Quote

And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.  (see more)

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

[Veronica turns and walks away]

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.  (see more)

Why don't you go back to your home on whore island? (see more)

Ron Burgundy: [Ron's dog barks at him] You know I don't speak Spanish. (see more)

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...  (see more)

Ron: "I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it." (see more)

I love lamp! (see more)

Brick: Yeah there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. (see more)

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. (see more)

brick:I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.  (see more)

(running around the racetrack in his underwear, thinks he is on fire)

Ricky Bobby:Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me! Help me Oprah Winfrey! (see more)

That's how I roll. (see more)