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Jobs You Won't Last In

What are some careers that are just not for you? To each it's own. Let's say I'm big time, I just offered you good pay for this job which is NOT your field. You accept it but can't last a week. What occupation is that? Think - 1 Entry


total challengers: 72   
1st
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i would kill more people in one week . (see more)
 
spiderdeath666
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 305  VOTES: 39

 

2nd
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ok well i would not last even a day in this job.. being a plumber having to deal with shit all day .. i dont think so (see more)
 
sativablast
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 701  VOTES: 51

 

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id keep saying to people who begged for their lives ok ill give ya another week but then YOUR dead. (see more)
 
JonnyBoy
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 303  VOTES: 34

 

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I may love watching six feet under but I wouldn't last 5 minutes working at a funeral home.  (see more)
 
fire_incarnate
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 527  VOTES: 49

 

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I would never be able to last as a janitor. Especially a school janitor. Couldn't do it. I'd probably last a day. (see more)
 
Zeuspacalypse
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 225  VOTES: 30

 

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My sister works there.
I don't know how she can do it.
Every night, she tells me stories.
Personally, it's too hectic for me and I don't have the stomach for it =/ (see more)
 
mykeyboy27
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 348  VOTES: 41

 

7th
Babies love me but when they are able to talk there the most annoying things in the world. The reason why I say Kindergarden Teacher is because I just remember all the hard times I gave to my Kindergarden Teacher. (see more)
 
Abdulionaire
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 219  VOTES: 28

 

8th
I don't think I would make a very good Police lady because when it comes to delivering bad news I always try to make a joke out of it so I'll be like
"When at least you can rent out his room" (see more)
 
MadLollipop
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 301  VOTES: 31

 

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the picture speaks 4 it s self (see more)
 
sadatx
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 227  VOTES: 31

 

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Imagine the few exceptional people who go down there and literally see sh*t. I just can't do that even if it would pay me, a lot. (see more)
 
michimona
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 232  VOTES: 30

 

11th
ugh boring...going the same boring route every day except sunday [whoopty-doo] (see more)
 
naomimiriah
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 162  VOTES: 28

 

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omg! sniping innocent people that other people are mad at... so killing people for no reason pow dead pow dead now its my turn! (see more)
 
pepsicola
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 191  VOTES: 20

 

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cleaning out bathrooms at STAN'S POLISH FOOD  (see more)
 
jessef123
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 152  VOTES: 18

 

14th
I hate them myself! And all those ppl who make up crazy things to scare you off. it would suk (see more)
 
giggletron
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 114  VOTES: 21

 

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My conscience wouldn't let me do it. The pressure and corruption isn't worth it. (see more)
 
chillPhil
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 106  VOTES: 22

 

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omg its the grossest job! u have to stick ur finger up another man's butt to feel on his colon! I COULD NEVER DO THAT! i would quit in the first 7 seconds! eeewww!! (see more)
 
Disneymaniac1
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 122  VOTES: 20

 

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one seriously crappy job
hate to b him (see more)
 
theskategeeks
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 119  VOTES: 18

 

18th
urrgghh!!

I don't like to deal with people who likes to talk shit about why something doesn't work well, or why this thing happened to something...when all along, it was just their mistake!!!

and damn! you have to be very patient answering their stupid questions politely when they throw all those rude stuffs on you!!

grrrr~ X( (see more)
 
ramsnbajns
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 148  VOTES: 23

 

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I'd be to freaked out by all the dudes in tattoos they'd all be like, "hey sugar, wanna come back here at 12, gimmie sommmme--------" or all the high freaky chicks sayin i stole their last puddin cup at lunch...... plus i could NEVER shoot a person, or a criminal, and besides it's always dark in there!
~Leita♥ (see more)
 
ginicwa
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 211  VOTES: 22

 

20th
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I could NEVER be a teacher ! first of all ... i suck at learning, so how the hell am i going to teach ? second of all, i suck with kids ! and concluding: Teacher + Gentleazi = Disasterr! (see more)
 
Gentleazi
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 177  VOTES: 25



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Comments

padginator
padginator captain
over 3 years ago
re: Marksman/sniping
Then you go and work for the amry, shooting down criminals and stuff.
iBMarie
iBMarie all-american
over 3 years ago
re: brain surgeon
LOLz xD
cass0bella
cass0bella captain
over 3 years ago
re: Call Center Agent!!
Lol! I work in the call center at a dealership, and to be honest while all people are complaining I'm either putting them on speakerphone so we can laugh or just writing down what they say. It's so ez
sativablast
over 3 years ago
re: Death
i dont think thats an actual job
secretmexican
over 3 years ago
re: The military
ha.i probably wont either. =P 5
sharpshooter_192
sharpshooter_192 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: The job
you suck!!!!!!!
shogan_nipo
shogan_nipo varsity
over 3 years ago
re: Worm taster
wooow a worm taster.. yuck 5 def in for the win.. eughiho
ginicwa
ginicwa all-city
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
hmmm ....weird.....
NenaStar_baby
over 3 years ago
re: umm being a surgeon
buhahah! me too!! 5++
whatsagoodusername
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
yup, as far as WE know, there's an iby team, but she's the only one (THAT WE KNOW OF) who monitors us
deliciouslyLYNA
deliciouslyLYNA all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Bear Grylls is a beast!
hahaha. u so fannnny. i remember this story u told me
ginicwa
ginicwa all-city
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
is she the only person who does thiss?
whatsagoodusername
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
i think so =) but on the other hand, this is her job..=/
ginicwa
ginicwa all-city
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
wow that must be annoying 4 her!
Intricate
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
read pron star!!!
whatsagoodusername
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
yeah, at the beggining, unless som1 removes her
sativablast
over 3 years ago
re: marriage counselor
I FEEL YA
ginicwa
ginicwa all-city
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
is she on EVERYBODY'S friend's list??
ginicwa
ginicwa all-city
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
is she on EVERYBODY'S list??
whatsagoodusername
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
thats just gotgame, she is on the iby team =)
ginicwa
ginicwa all-city
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
ohhh, cool... and uhhh lke what about the people who are automatically on ur friends list when you create and account?
whatsagoodusername
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
EVRY1 can give iby's. you click award, its right next 2 the rating spot on entries
ginicwa
ginicwa all-city
over 3 years ago
re: A prison guard, YIKES!
what the heck are you talkin about??? and i mean like one of them people that can like give out iby's on questions....like you are? idk.....
BONNIE
BONNIE starter
over 3 years ago
re: slaughterhouse
GAVE YOU A *5*!
tiaseattle
tiaseattle captain
over 3 years ago
re: on a mental institution
Oh snap! ;p
 
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IBY Awards (6)

“slipknotrulez”
— slipknotrulez awarded Prison Guard
over 3 years ago
“I AGREE!”
— BONNIE awarded slaughterhouse
over 3 years ago
“awesome”
— TShark544 awarded Death
over 3 years ago