Best yo mamma Joke

your momma is so fat when she dances the band skips. (see more)

Yo mamma is so stupid she got stabbed at a shoot out!! (see more)

Your mother is so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please. (see more)

yo mamma is so fat when she got on the scale it said "to be continued." (see more)

yo momz so fat that when she sings.....its over (see more)

Yo Mamma i soFat that when she auditioned Raiders of The Lost Ark she got the part as the big rolling ball (see more)

your mamma is so fat that when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo, all the people walk by and say look at that hippopotamus. (see more)

Yo mamma is so fat that she was featured on Animal Planet.
(I just came up with that) (see more)