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CHEESY PICK-UP LINES!

Think of the worst pick-up line you have ever heard. As many chances as you like!


total challengers: 30   
1st
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Hey, was that love at first sight or do i have to walk by again? ;) (see more)
 
ohhsarang
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 327  VOTES: 18

 

2nd
even though i dislike the winter i like the snow

even though i dislike spring i like the flowers

even though i dislike the summer i like the sunny days

even though i dislike autumn i like the falling leaves

even though i dislike the world i like only you. (see more)
 
jasontjung
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 284  VOTES: 9

 

3rd
Guy-"Hey do you work at Subway?"
Girl-"No. Why?"
Guy-"Oh I thought you did because you're givin me a footlong."
HAHAHAHA AGAIN! (see more)
 
Robster
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 207  VOTES: 15

 

4th
love is like a can, it can be bent out of shape but it cannot be broken. (see more)
 
joshhalo001
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 164  VOTES: 8

 

5th
hey wut is the color of his shirt
re: blue
re: really because everthing and everyone to me is black n white except for u!!  (see more)
 
YINYANGYO
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 140  VOTES: 10

 

6th
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass. (see more)
 
joeym333
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 182  VOTES: 11

 

7th
me: daamn girl did you fart?
girl: no WTF?! why
me: cause you just blew me away (see more)
 
phatguy
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 114  VOTES: 3

 

8th
bond. james bond.

 (see more)
 
Janika
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 112  VOTES: 4

 

9th
Guy: Excuse me, before you leave can I have it back?

Girl: Can you have what back?

Guy: My heart. (see more)
 
kleptobz
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 183  VOTES: 11

 

10th
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Are you a parking ticket?
Cos you've got fine written all you. (see more)
 
smoshface
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 143  VOTES: 13

 

11th
If your body is a wonderland, I would love to be Alice =D
HAHAHA (see more)
 
Robster
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 148  VOTES: 12

 

12th
was ur dad a baker cuz uve got some nice buns
 (see more)
 
joshhalo001
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 88  VOTES: 6

 

13th
Guy: Baby did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from Heaven. You angel. (see more)
 
TyjeTT
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 150  VOTES: 10

 

14th
Boy: Hey, I have a magic watch that can't tell me what colour underwear you're wearing. *looks at watch*. Hmmm, you're not wearing any.

Girl: (disgustedly says) yes I am, pervert!

Boy: It must be 10 minutes fast. (see more)
 
eddymondo
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 134  VOTES: 8

 

15th
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

LOL (see more)
 
TyjeTT
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 87  VOTES: 3

 

16th
"Oh dang!( pat your pockets and check them) I lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?" (see more)
 
Joshkicksfaces
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 117  VOTES: 9

 

17th
Guy: Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? (see more)
 
kleptobz
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 98  VOTES: 9

 

18th
Guy-"Hey there feel like makin millions?"
Girl-"Yeah I'd love to."
Guy-"MILLIONS OF BABIES?! ALRIGHT LETS GET STARTED!" (see more)
 
Robster
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 134  VOTES: 10

 

19th
Guy: Got any *insert nationality* in you?

Girl: No.

Guy: Would you like some? (see more)
 
AdamHasLanded
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 88  VOTES: 6

 

20th
Girl you must be tired, cuz you have been running through my mind all day long! (see more)
 
iccecream
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 125  VOTES: 7



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Comments

yowza
yowza all-state
over 3 years ago
re: did you fart?
haha funny =]
freshmanbaby
freshmanbaby all-american
over 3 years ago
kleptobz
kleptobz all-star
over 3 years ago
re: my entry for cheesy pick-up lines
well I thought so, but she didn't. :: tear::
freshmanbaby
freshmanbaby all-american
over 3 years ago
re: my entry for cheesy pick-up lines
Awww...so adorable :)
freshmanbaby
freshmanbaby all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Nice One Mate
OMFG lmao thats hilarious!
margio33
margio33 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: did you fart?
lol then you´re pretty creative :P
phatguy
phatguy captain
over 3 years ago
re: did you fart?
haha thanks! i actualy made it up, im pretty sure i did. i havent heard anybody say it but me
margio33
margio33 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: did you fart?
lol this is awesome!!
underpig
underpig pro
over 3 years ago
re: Do you work @ Subway?
shouldnt this be the other way around? hooooomoooooo hahahahah
Joshkicksfaces
Joshkicksfaces all-star
over 3 years ago
re: my name
8-10. BETWEEN hours is fine. Hahaa!
cuzimhuman
cuzimhuman all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Do you work @ Subway?
lmao, you said that to me sooo many times
ohhsarang
ohhsarang franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Love at first sight.
thanks hun!
joeym333
joeym333 legend
over 3 years ago
re: lemme try this one!!??!!??
hhahah i thought it was pretty hilarious
leann87
leann87 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: lemme try this one!!??!!??
yeaaa lol def a good one!5
leann87
leann87 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Love at first sight.
lol funny:)5
janyamyluv
janyamyluv franchise
over 3 years ago
re: lemme try this one!!??!!??
lmao what???? haha
YINYANGYO
YINYANGYO pro
over 3 years ago
re: haha
heell no
jasontjung
jasontjung all-state
over 3 years ago
re: haha
yang don't hate appreciate
YINYANGYO
YINYANGYO pro
over 3 years ago
re: haha
of course
smoshface
smoshface captain
over 3 years ago
re: haha
Kinda sweet
ohhsarang
ohhsarang franchise
over 3 years ago
re: haha
LOL! yu guys are hatinggg :)
ohhsarang
ohhsarang franchise
over 3 years ago
re: haha
Pwhahahahha!
jasontjung
jasontjung all-state
over 3 years ago
re: haha
yang, don't be jealous
jasontjung
jasontjung all-state
over 3 years ago
re: haha
haha thanks.
YINYANGYO
YINYANGYO pro
over 3 years ago
re: haha
psssh that foo that wrote hahah took it from me no lie
 
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IBY Awards (8)

“funny :)”
— freshmanbaby awarded Nice One Mate
over 3 years ago
“@ 8.”
— Joshkicksfaces awarded Legs
over 3 years ago
“Good Lines;)”
— leann87 awarded lemme try this one!!??!!??
over 3 years ago