Best excuse to get out of a ticket

I had no idea that sign was there!... Has it always been there?... Well, I don't want to sound stupid, but could you explain the rule to me?... (see more)

from dave chappelle... "I didnt know i could do that" (see more)

In the movie Tommy Boy, chris farley and david spade's characters were swerving on the road. When the cops pulled them over they ran out of the car screaming, "BEES, BEES AHHHHH" and the cops left. Don't think it would work, but pretty funny.  (see more)

When I was like 8 weeks pregnant, I got out of a speeding ticket by telling the officer that I was pregnant and that I really had to pee and that I was almost home. He let me go with a warning. (see more)

sorry officer i really had to pee! (see more)

I got pulled over 2 days after I got my car. I just told the police, "Its not my fault, I just got this car! I'm not used to it yet!"

They told me to be careful, and let me go. (see more)

I was going with the flow of traffic.

(This only works in big cities out here in South Dakota, but should work better in places like California) (see more)

Officer: License please. "Mr. Charles Q.?"

Me: "Hi Officer Green! My dad says hi!"

Officer: "You take care now" (see more)

Just say you have uncontrollable vomiting and you're on the way to the hospital hahaha i think he was more scared of me puking on him than anything else lol (see more)

my dad is a lieutenant and I said that I was getting off work late, past curfew and my dad was a cop & he would kill me! (see more)