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Best excuse to get out of a ticket

What's the most clever excuse you've used to avoid a ticket?


total challengers: 10   
1st
I had no idea that sign was there!... Has it always been there?... Well, I don't want to sound stupid, but could you explain the rule to me?... (see more)
 
cobuycks
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 114  VOTES: 15

 

2nd
from dave chappelle... "I didnt know i could do that" (see more)
 
therose46n2
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 98  VOTES: 14

 

3rd
In the movie Tommy Boy, chris farley and david spade's characters were swerving on the road. When the cops pulled them over they ran out of the car screaming, "BEES, BEES AHHHHH" and the cops left. Don't think it would work, but pretty funny.  (see more)
 
aasjs41
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 68  VOTES: 4

 

4th
When I was like 8 weeks pregnant, I got out of a speeding ticket by telling the officer that I was pregnant and that I really had to pee and that I was almost home. He let me go with a warning. (see more)
 
eribble
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 134  VOTES: 21

 

5th
sorry officer i really had to pee! (see more)
 
MAXL221
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 77  VOTES: 9

 

6th
I got pulled over 2 days after I got my car. I just told the police, "Its not my fault, I just got this car! I'm not used to it yet!"

They told me to be careful, and let me go. (see more)
 
TamiJones
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 57  VOTES: 3

 

7th
I was going with the flow of traffic.

(This only works in big cities out here in South Dakota, but should work better in places like California) (see more)
 
briankelley
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 100  VOTES: 15

 

8th
Officer: License please. "Mr. Charles Q.?"

Me: "Hi Officer Green! My dad says hi!"

Officer: "You take care now" (see more)
 
charleeeboy
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 107  VOTES: 17

 

9th
Just say you have uncontrollable vomiting and you're on the way to the hospital hahaha i think he was more scared of me puking on him than anything else lol (see more)
 
Natalie
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 106  VOTES: 18

 

10th
my dad is a lieutenant and I said that I was getting off work late, past curfew and my dad was a cop & he would kill me! (see more)
 
jandl26
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 105  VOTES: 16





Comments

mport9491
mport9491 franchise
over 5 years ago
re: Mom and Dad
LOL cool! XD
Kibbles
Kibbles captain
over 5 years ago
re: Stupidity
hahaha, why don't u smack talk them like u do me? lol. haha
JumpmanSF
JumpmanSF HOFer
over 5 years ago
re: Stupidity
haha, i would have been thrown in jail! did it work?
tarheelinnashville
tarheelinnashville franchise
over 5 years ago
re: Stupidity
That's a good HOT GIRL excuse.. it wouldn't work for a dude. I bet you were showing some cleavage too weren't you? BE HONEST!
briankelley
briankelley HOFer
over 5 years ago
re: dave chappelle
couldn't****
mh4040
mh4040 all-city
over 5 years ago
re: best excuse
haha I tried using that once... and it didn't work
Natalie
Natalie starter
over 5 years ago
re: Stupidity
hahaha stupidity always works... except some cops are tightasses and think you're just playing lol
briankelley
briankelley HOFer
over 5 years ago
re: dave chappelle
...Love Dave Chappelle...
charleeeboy
charleeeboy HOFer
over 5 years ago
re: Going With The Flow Of Traffic
Yeah, I heard that one works too!
 
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