The Worst Way To Breakup With Someone

Im sorry i killed your dad. Oh crap i might of stabbed your little sister too.... Im sorry. Oh and i guess since your already in a bad mood i think we should start seeing other people. by the way you owe me 50 bucks. Peace (see more)

Have the person you left them for go up to them and tell them its over while you stand in the background and laugh (see more)

after sex say, better luck next time. and walk awa, cutting of all communication. (see more)

Let the girl you're goin out with see you with someone else. Whether you mean for her to see you or not it's gotta be the worst! (see more)