Best Thing About Being Single

From a guy who is looking to be single on this Valentine's Day, I have to say...THANK GOD!

I'm all for companionship and love, don't miss read my true intent, but it seems to me like Valentines Day is a make or break day for relationships.

1) Worst Day (next to your Birthday) to get dumped on.
2) Men actually have to think about what they are planning.
3) The standards soap operas set are impossible to meet (Screw you guys)
4) Even if you luck out and make it past this year, there's always next year!

I feel like women build up Valentine's Day too much! Single=No Work, No dumpage(bad choice of words) and No Grief.

Not to mention all the single ladies out at bars that night looking for some...er...Comfort? :)

...side note
Men, if we would just be spontanious and romantic all year around, women wouldn't need to look forward to these holidays....step it up guys! (see more)

Being able to have a girls' brunch at my house with all my good girl friends. Talking about boys, eating delicious homemade food and drinking mimosas. You know boys aren't down for that :P (see more)

After a long day at work, you can go out, stay for a drink, go home and relax, anything you feel like and you dont have to consider what your parntner is wanting to do of if she is waiting for you, you are never tied to any plans, so you can just take what comes your way, (see more)

In 1 word Freedom (see more)

My coupled friends feel sorry for me and give me chocolate and I don't have to spend a dime in return. :-D (see more)

we get 2 play video games all day long, don't have to hide the porn, we can fart in shower with out catching shit. drink beer smoke weed and have orgies also in peace. o ya we get to keep our own money (see more)

You don't have to waste any money on flowers that end up dying, candy that makes you fat, and stupid stuffed animals that eventually get thrown away. (see more)

Not having to worry about anything, really. No "I'll wonder if she'll like my present, because I spent my entire year's salary on it", no "the entire economy's in recession but let's buy these expensive roses for her anyway!" type of thing. (see more)

1)You can lay up some money
2)You can go anywhere you want and the best part is you dont have to report where u go to ur "sweetheart"
3)You can drink as much as you want
4)You can watch dirty movies
5)You can chat with your girl friends
6)You can fart in house (my favorite reason xD)
7)You can play xbox, playstation 3 non-stop
8)You dont have to remember "important" days
9)You dont have to go to French restaurants
10)And the best part YOU DONT HAVE TO "TAKE YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT LEVEL!" XDXDXD (see more)

getting to sit back and relax not having to buy a valentine or something. (see more)