Funniest sentence that actually makes no sense

I need my flash light to find the sun. (see more)

Your mom is a builder and your dad is a cosmetician lol (see more)

I'll get some hot food from the fridge. ;)

btw tine_b i'll beat you. Does that make sense for you? ;-P (see more)

cetin_n lol .. Lets play a game that makes no sense for me .. " I see what you dont see "
tine_b: I see what you dont see and it is a hmm......... TREE!! ...
cetin_n: ..GREEN!!
lol  (see more)

From a myth: Well, sir, my father has gone to cut living trees and plant dead ones and my mother is at the market place selling the wind and buying the moon.

It means...

My father has simply gone to cut down bamboos and make a fence
My mother, has gone to the market to sell fans so she can buy oil for our lamps. (see more)