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Cutest Pick-up Lines

nothing perverted... keep it CUTE!!! Try not to make repeat people!!! Please rate on ones you would use yourself, or would work on you.


total challengers: 10   
1st
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Polar Bear
Person 1: How much does a polar bear weight?

Person 2: I dont know, how much?

Person 1: Enough to break the Ice... Hi my name is ____! (see more)
 
teddiekims
BY teddiekims
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 123  VOTES: 10

 

2nd
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Band Aid
Person 1: Do you have a Band Aid?

Person 2: No, Why?

Person 1: Because I srapped my knee when I feel for you! (see more)
 
teddiekims
BY teddiekims
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 83  VOTES: 7

 

3rd
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Excuse me...
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.  (see more)
 
iwashere
BY iwashere
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 86  VOTES: 8

 

4th
Mmm BOoGeRs!!!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first. (see more)
 
iwashere
BY iwashereall me
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 84  VOTES: 8

 

5th
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oops.. repeat!
Do you have a band aid? .. cause I just fell for you :) (see more)
 
iwashere
BY iwashere
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 58  VOTES: 4

 

6th
Santa
Do you have a picture?
why?
So i can show Santa what I want for christmas (see more)
 
WannaCleanMyPipes
BY WannaCleanMyPipes
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 79  VOTES: 6

 

7th
Insurance
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. (see more)
 
GinLamia
BY GinLamiaall me
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 75  VOTES: 3

 

8th
hehehe
you know what looks good
on you? me (see more)
 
philipenoplayer
BY philipenoplayer
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 39  VOTES: 4

 

9th
i use it alot
person 1: hey i lost my number, can i borrow yours? (see more)
 
philipenoplayer
BY philipenoplayer
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 44  VOTES: 4

 

10th
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Cute but to the Point
Hello ladies, my names Brandon and i have an 11 inch penis....AAAROUND...
Think about it
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Potyok_90
BY Potyok_90
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 47  VOTES: 2





Comments

bb_boo
bb_boo HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Excuse me...
aw! ^_^
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Alexa
Alexa all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Polar Bear
So true! =)
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tHu_OzZ
tHu_OzZ all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Polar Bear
haha thas pretty goot lol...
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silenttwist97
silenttwist97 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Polar Bear
Cheesy, but nice!
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philipenoplayer
philipenoplayer all-city
over 3 years ago
re: i use it alot
hehehe i love this one
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Potyok_90
Potyok_90 varsity
over 3 years ago
re: Cute but to the Point
shit, sorry guys lol i didnt read the rules entirely, i wouldnt call this entirly perverted but.. haha im sure its what she had in mind..SORRY!!
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janyamyluv
janyamyluv franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Mmm BOoGeRs!!!
lol
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iwashere
iwashere icon
over 3 years ago
re: Excuse me...
thanks :)
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iwashere
iwashere icon
over 3 years ago
re: Mmm BOoGeRs!!!
or maybe i've just got food on my mind :)
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janyamyluv
janyamyluv franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Excuse me...
lol awww that is cute =)
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janyamyluv
janyamyluv franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Mmm BOoGeRs!!!
this one is good cuz ull make the girl or guy laugh u just gotta be smooth with it lol
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esseh
esseh all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Mmm BOoGeRs!!!
lol
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teddiekims
teddiekims captain
over 3 years ago
re: Band Aid
thanks
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Manawalea
Manawalea all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Polar Bear
cute.
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Juniormint
Juniormint captain
over 3 years ago
re: Band Aid
5:))
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IBY Awards (2)

“Cutest Cheesy pick-up line”
— WannaCleanMyPipes awarded Band Aid
over 3 years ago
“cutest pick up line”
— Manawalea awarded Polar Bear
over 3 years ago