Dumbest thing I did as a kid

hitting the head of a bullet with a hammer (see more)

my sister was wearing glasses, and because i was so jealous of that fact..and i wanted to wear glasses too, i was going and stucking my face on the TV ..also i was wearing her glasses..!! now, i'm wearing glasses, and i feel so stupid for what i was doing...!! :/ (see more)

When i was 4 years old i was sat in a chair next to a step, inadvertently I put the feet in the rods of the chair and when i want to stand up i didnt notice that i had tangled the feet and I fell down on the step that was to the side and because of it they had to take me to the hospital and they put me 8 points in the forehead  (see more)

I used to blow up dog poop with firecrackers until one sunny afternoon I was checking what I thought was a dud and it blew up in my face. (see more)

I caught a bird which flew into my house. my dad and i were going to visit my aunt and i wanted to bring it along to show my aunt and cuzins what i caught, so i tied a string to the bird's leg and threw it out of the car window while my dad was driving.
..But sadly the car was moving kinda quick and the bird went straight under the back tyre and got crushed :S ...I didn't even see it fly  (see more)

My friend and I were playing with my bow and arrow in my backyard one day. (It was real) Anyways, he was convinced he was fast enough to get out of the way of the arrow, so I drew the arrow back and let it fly! It went into his left elbow and we had to get it out with pliers, he has a huge scar and it still bugs him 17yrs later. (see more)

Stuck a metal hairpin into an electric outlet, just to see if I'd get electrocuted. I did. (see more)

I fashioned a miniature parachute out of toliet paper for my cat Gizmo and threw her off my roof. You can imagine my suprise when my fail proof parachute didnt work out as planned. Luckily we only lived in a 2 story house and Gizmo survived. (see more)

My parents told me that the cat was sick so I rubbed vicks all over its belly, because I got vicks on my chest when I was sick. What made it worse was the cat had kittens and they weren't able to feed :( Poor cat, it must have burned! (see more)

me and my friends used to find caterpillars in the garden, drown em in the swimming pool until they werent moving anymore, take em out and then bring them back to life by pushing their bellies. if they didnt make it we would sail them out on a leaf in the pool. (see more)

So It was raining one day and I was outside practicing wheelies on my bicycle (about 9yo at the time). After a bit, i popped a wheelie, my right foot slipped off the peg and into the middle of the frame and I slammed down on the sidewalk.. Split my femur bone right in half! (see more)

When i was 7, i found that frozen peas were the exact size of my nostril, so, naturally i took 2 peas put them up both nostrils and snorted. The next day my mom ended taking me to the emergency room. (see more)

When I was 8 or 9, for some reason I decided to throw a hammer straigt up in the air to see how far it would go. Yea... it landed on my big toe, and broke it. (see more)

after i saw some movie on tv, i imitated the character and told my mom to go f--k herself. needless to say I got some spanking and shouting from her... (see more)

Swallowed ants, lil fish in the lake, pepples,abc gum under tables, monies! I would just think I wonder if I can swallow that? I sure did luckly i didnt choke on that crap or get sick,LMAO!!! (see more)

well..i was a pyro when i was a kid..this one time at my grandpas house i was lighting newspaper on fire like a lot of it and somehow the carpet caught on fire..prolly cause i was lighting it and setting it on the ground watching it burn lol..anyway..the carpet was all shaggy and sh*t and it caught on fire..so like a genius i grab some lysol and sprayed it and it looked like an explosion in my face..i had to douse it with my dr. pepper..i was mad cause i wanted to drink it..but i learned that day what aerosol sprays does to fires..never did it again  (see more)

I jumped out of a moving car and broke my arm, chipped my tooth and scraped my stomach. I thought i was a swat member. (see more)

well, there was this bug, my little brother, my sister, two of my neighbours, and i killed,(accidentally) so we decided to have a funeral for it, we sang hyms and stuff, then we buried it in the back garden. soooo stupid. (see more)

when i was about 5 i swallowed an ice cube and was convinced i was going to die (see more)

You know how when monks meditate in a temple, they have candles lit and incense buring? When I was 5 or so I decided to meditate by lighting the carpet in my parents bedroom on fire. Luckily I blew it out before it spread. yeah, i'm an idiot. (see more)