Dumbest thing I did as a kid

i put a earswap in my ear, and started to bang it into wall cause i wanted to see how far it would go. then i went to the doctor for a damaged eardrum. yeah im dumb. (see more)

When I was 3, I was at adepartment store with my mom. Walking through the racks of clothes, I came upon a curious cord hanging to the ground. I thought it would be fun to pull as hard as I could on the cord! Unfortunately for me, it was connected to a speaker that was up on a shelf for their PA system. It came straight down...onto my head. My prize for pulling the cord? A trip to the hospital.
I've been scared of curtain drawstrings ever since. (see more)

When I was in middle school, I decided that I hated the small hairs around my forehead, ears, and neck. So, I shaved them off. You can imagine what I looked like... (see more)

When my brothers and I were little, we decided it would be fun to climb on top of our roof and grab a tree branch and swing off. We were actually 20 or so feet up and when I swung off, being the first, I couldn't hold on and fell 20 feet down and landed on my back...It wasn't pretty. (see more)

This happened when i was 12. I was on my friends trampoline with my rollerskates on. I was trying to do a backflip with the rollerskates but i guess i pulled back too far and landed on a pile of bricks to my surprise i tore a ligament in my shoulder and also broke my elbow lol i was in a full arm cast the went from my hand up to my shoulder (see more)

So when I went swimming with my cousins when i was little i pooped in the pool. guess i couldn't hold it in! it was horrible, it floated up and everyone saw. worst of all i blamed it on an old man that was swimming near by! i feel horrible! haha (see more)

i was mad at my sub because he was a jerk so i threw his glasses out the door they broke and he made everyone stay after and the school cop came and i ended up getting in troubled and suspended (see more)

when i was 8 or so, i went to my friends house, and was like "why do they call softballs softballs? are they soft?" to figure this out, i grabbed one and slammed it against my head. (see more)

When I was four my folks were at a wedding. As it came time to go they told me to go wait in the car. I did, and promptly fell asleep in the back seat. Unfortunately I had gotten into the wrong car.
Shortly afterwards the people who had rented the car got in and drove to the airport, unaware I was in it. They didn't find me until we got to the airport and they had no idea who I was. It took quite a while to sort it all out and find my parents. (see more)

As a toddler, I used to watch my grandma clean the bathroom. And she always use a toothbrush to scrub those tile cracks and dirty stains. So I thought the toothbrush is for cleaning the teeth and the... lets just say the porcelain parts of the bathroom was sparkling after I started brushing my teeth. (see more)

dumbest thing i did was fall out of the second floor window lol (explains alot huh ) lol (see more)

When I used to live in Vietnam, we had this clay barrel thing/tank to hold water. My best guy friend and I were about four-ish, five. The barrel was around the height of our chest (or a little bit lower). We liked to look into the tank to see our reflection in the water. One time when we were doing that I was stupid enough to push his head into the water and he ended up falling into the barrel. I thought he was kidding so I stood there and laughed. Our parents were standing some distance away talking to each other. When they finally realized that he was "drowning" they came to save him. I got in huge trouble and well, my best guy friend ended up being a bit whacked. I think he still is now. Guilty, guilty. (see more)

I was playing in my friends backyard with a pitchfork, just sticking it in and out of the ground. My friend threw a NERF football at me and hit me in the head. I got mad and through I would be tough by slamming the pitchfork in the ground.....
...buy my big toe got in the way. (see more)

There was this one kid when we were like 11 I would get annoyed even just by looking at him. One day I made a bunch of mud balls in our backyard, then I threw a bunch of em' on his white shirt. He came back with his dad, luckily I smeared my shirt, I told his father he started it, even though he didn't do anything and he got his ass whooped. Hehe. (see more)

one time i purposly lit a piece of paper and threw it in my plastic trash can..i was convinced nothing would happen..and it melted..i was staring at a growing fire..and like a dummy..i closed my door and put blankets under the door to try and trap the smoke in my room..i thought if i opened a window it would just leave..luckily the smoke alarms went off and my mom ran to my rescue..i could have died for real. kids do the stupidest things huh  (see more)

Hanging onto a basketball hoop thinking it gets cooler the longer you hang onto it.



Ouch (see more)

I was playing with my friends out side and we were hot so we set up the pool, right beside a ledge with pottery pots near it. Then we got in and we were splahing around and then we started wrestling then boogie boards somehow got involved. So we were slapping each other with boogie boards and my guyfriend pushed my with the boog board and i flipped out and the water came with me and i landed on the pottery and i had to get like 18 stitches in my leg fom it!!! (see more)

when i was a kid. my parents always told me to change clothes after i play basketball. but this one time, i forgot to then i got sick. i had fever the next day but i didn't want my parents to know so i drank like 5 tablets of paracetamol and guess what. i got high baby! XD (see more)

When I was a little, I believed that I could run faster if I ran with my eyes closed. One hot summer day, when I wanted to get home quick, I decided to close my eyes and run as fast as I could. no sooner I closed my eyes, I ran right into the mailbox and knocked myself out.  (see more)

when i was two or something my mom went bunji jumping and i was there and i seen it , soo when we got home i tied a rope around me and then tied it to the belcony then tried jumping off but my brother ratted me out (see more)