Dumbest thing I did as a kid

Ok, Umm I don't know if I should tell you this or not bu one time I was walking to the bathroom when I was little and I went into the girls bathroom and got in troble even though it was an acceident but I got suspeded from school for 2 days WTF?!! (see more)

I was on a very full bus with my Gran in the late 1960's. i turned round and said in the usual hushed tones of a child "Look at the great, big F**k, Nanna. look its a big F**K" (see more)

i put a fat cat laying on a couch with a bud light in my french powerpoint presentation in 6th grade (see more)

ate dirt.
gross & hilarious. (see more)

when i was little me and my brother were playing in the garage, so i decided to hang on the garage door while my brother was swinging it up and down, then all of a sudden i fell and hit and busted my chin open on the gravel.
ended up getting a couple of stitches.
THE END.
oh, and i got it busted again while running around the wet isle at the grocery store. (see more)

I ate lotion...

p.s. its not half-bad, you should try it!  (see more)

Broke my nose falling 10 feet from the tree in my front yard (see more)

When i was 8, i was playing with a penny. I was lying on the bed playing with.Unexpectedly, it fell and entered in my mouth. I was crying thinking i was going to die. luckily, i didn't... but the penny's still with my tummy. i guess it has been digested already (see more)

We were out bull frog fishing and I was really thirsty, so despite my Dad telling me not to, I drank some creek water. When we got home they gave me ipecac but it didn't work until three in the morning when i puked all over my parents bedroom door. (see more)

A FEW OF MY COUSINS AND ME TOOK A GO-KART UP A STEEP HILL AT MY GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE THE THING DIDN'T HAVE BREAKS SO I GOT IN AND PUSHED IT WE PUSHED IT DOWN THE HILL THEY DIDN'T TELL ME IT DIDN'T STEER EITHER BUT I ENDED UP RUNNING INTO A BOBBED WIRE FENCE NEEDLESS TO SAY I WENT BACK CRYING TO MY MOMMY BECAUSE IWASN'T BUT 6 OR 7  (see more)

At school in fourth grade i folded two ketchup packets in half and slid them under the toilet seat. Some poor soul sat down and it exploded and blew ketchup all over the walls, and them! (see more)

i ate a cherry scented marker b/c it smelled so good! i still get tempted from time to time... (see more)

When I was around 4 or 5, I stuck 2 rocks up my nose. I have no idea why I did that. I had no pockets and wanted to put the rocks I collected somewhere and my nose seemed like a good place. I was able to get the second rock out, no problem. But the second rock pushed the first rock so far up, I couldn't get it out. That was one of the first ER trips I remember! (see more)

My Best Friend, my Sister and I were sitting in the car when my mom ran into the neighbors. My sister decided she could drive so she put it in reverse and we took off down the driveway in the ditch. I jumped out to go get help. My Friend thought she could drive it out of the ditch and drove it right into the mailbox.

We were real smart back than.. haha (see more)

When my barbie dolls were dirty, used the toilet to clean barbies hair because i was short and couldnt reach anything else (see more)

i was maybe 5 yrs old. i stuck tweezers into the electrical outlet squeezed and pulled.the power went out in the whole apartment complex and i missed watching Batman that day.  (see more)

When I was maybe 6 I scratched my back and felt spikes going down my back. I thought I was turning into a dragon so I started freaking out and screaming "Help!". After my dad came in I told him what was hapenning to me and he laughed and said "That's a spine we all have one." (see more)

i was leaning out of the window and i put my knee on the "window button" i thought my mom was trying to kill me until i took my knee off. i would have died fo sho (see more)

when i was about three, i was being potty trained.
unfortunately one day, i couldnt hold it in and kinda pooed on the floor. i was too disgusted to pick it up and too afraid to tell anyone, so i just left it there D: when my parents came back they questioned me, afraid that i would get in trouble, i blamed my dog. i still feel guilty to this day D:  (see more)

I was about 8 years old and i was laying in my bed and next door in my parents room i here *creek* *creek* *creek* and ignoring my intuition i got up and walked in on my parents having (god, its almost to hard to type...well here it goes) Sex (see more)