Dumbest thing I did as a kid

dumbest thing I did as a kid was writing a love note for my...
TEACHER!!! (see more)

I used to stick things in electrical sockets until I learned my lesson by sticking a screwdriver into one on our porch and was thrown through a doorway (I was 5). Ah ha! Maybe that's what is wrong with me ;) (see more)

I use to dress like Michael Jackson throughout elementary school. The glove, everything! and i'm a girl! haha... (see more)

Eating dirt, need I say more? (see more)

still do lol (see more)

My mom told me that i once ate my poop when i was young.. I can't remember it now though..
but...eeew...I can't accept i did it (see more)

I ate my poop than threw up than ate that than that then I shuved it up my butt and took it out and ate it. I was 3 (see more)

I uhm..beat up this one kid in 6th grade.. destroyed his art project sculpture.. and hit him so hard he started having asthma. No regrets..
Man I was such a bully. (see more)

when i was little i almost climbed over the railing and fell into niagra falls river thingy at the bottom (see more)

When, i was little, i ate an ice-cream-bar from the ice-cream man, and i couldn't seem to find the restroom. So I crapped on the coffee table..... (see more)

The attempt was to jump off of a school rooftop and over a dumpster with some blades on, and I didn't clear the dumpster! (see more)

When i was in kindergarden i decided to cheat on a spelling test. i put all the answers on a piece of paper and took it out in the middle of the test, and i kept it in plain view. the teacher wasn't happy (see more)

My mom was standing at the door saying goodbye to company and while she was at the door I finally did #2 on my own and I picked up the poop and took over to the door and said, "Mommy look I did it." (see more)

i was like 9 years old and mom was pregnant with my lil brother
one day she got into my room and asked me to get up the chair so she can sit and read something she had.. so as a reaxion when i stood up and she tried to sit.. i took the chair of its place so she felt and luckly she didn't lose the baby . (see more)

I was playing tag with my brother and sisters and I wasn't very good at it which resulted in me having to run at the last minute.

My dad was clearing out his shed and left a big potato sack full of broken glass on the lawn.

Me thinking I was superwoman, tried jumping over the sack, but my younger brother pushed me at exactly the same time as I jumped, and my left foot landed right in the middle of the sack.

My foot was bleeding for two hours. It was my first major bleeding accident. I still have the scar, but it is very tiny now :D (see more)

I was about 12 years old and was in the 7th grade. I usually woke myself up for school and got ready by myself, since the bus always came around 6:30 am and no one was awake around 6 am in my household. So I got dressed and went out to my bus stop... it was really dark which I didn't notice but I was only 12!
So my bus came and the driver opened her window and said to me, "Vanessa! You're an hour early! This is the high school route!"
My response? "Oh...uhm why??"
"DAYLIGHT SAVINGS!!"
So I just went back home... and watched TV for an hour.... Of course my dad laughed at me in his PJs that morning when I opened the front door. =P (see more)

One time when I was a kid, my brother and I use to always go up on this huge hill we had in our backyard. Everytime we would jump off it and pretend we would fly, but one time my brother stood at the edge of the hill. I pushed him down the hill and he just kept on rolling and rolling. That's not the time I got in trouble, the time I got in trouble was when I yelled 'Are you flying yet?". (see more)

i saw a kid in class do it...so i was curious. hhahha!! (see more)

one day i was at my brothers baseball game and me and my cousins got really bored so we climbed this mountin/ hill and there was thispath to go down and my cousin was sliding, so i wanted to try to, but i didnt know that it curved because there was a ditch right next to it so i fell in the ditch and did a barrel roll the rest of the way down. it hurt. (see more)

slide head first down grocery store aisles abd broke my wrist  (see more)