funniest blonde joke

A cop pulled a blonde after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you're going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, because all the cars were leaving. (see more)

a blonde was driving to the airport, a sign said [airport left] so the blonde went home!!! (see more)

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito.


When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking. (see more)

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?




They think their picture is being taken. (see more)

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and now today you expect me to show it to you." (see more)

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"  (see more)

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down." (see more)