Most Embarassing thing Your Friend has Said.

I was at the prom, kinda bummed I had no one to dance with. One of my friends Roselyn, said I had to dance with a boy before it ended. I was sitting on a bench with my friend Shelby. A boy named Thomas comes up and sits beside me. We start chatting and what not, then Shelby Says...

Shelby: OMGZ, THOMAS FI THAT IS YOUR REALLLL NAME, DO YOU HAVE A PEENNISS?

He shyly says yes...

Shelby: THEN YOU SHOULD DANCE WITH TERRANCE.

...Needless to say, it was the most embarassing 3:00 I think I've ever had. (see more)