if life hands you lemons you ....

If life hands you lemons.......

grab a tequila and some salt!

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if life hands you lemons you ask life if it would like to come over for some lemonade (see more)

if life hands you lemons you squeeze them in peoples eyes and laugh at them while they're rolling around on the floor crying. (see more)

If life hands you lemons...



Throw them back. (see more)

when life hands you lemons you...
yell back "If you dont give me sugar and water my lemonade is going to be really sucky!!!" (see more)

if life gave me lemons I would become an evil overlord, because according to the very wise and underrated Spongebob Squarepants:

EVIL = Every Villian Is Lemons

I now have lemons, therefore I can rule the world.

(I think I just entered a new level of nerd) (see more)

When life gives you lemons you make beef stew! (see more)

ilife hands you lemons you learn to make lemonades (see more)

if life gives you lemons...... be thankful it didn't give you herpes instead (see more)

say thanks (see more)

if life hands me lemos...
i get some dos x and get
drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!! (see more)

If life hands you lemons you should wonder how life got a physical form to hand you lemons and try to figure out how life gave you lemons (see more)

If life hands you lemons,
simply stuff them in your bra, and find a man who hands you diamonds instead :)

HAHHAHAHAHA.
It's called self-respect girls, MASTER IT! :) (see more)

If life hand you lemons...
throw them back and demand Edward Cullen! (see more)

If life gives you lemons, make lemonaid.
If life gives you lemons, make poison.
If life gives you lemons, seek vengeance.
If life gives you lemons, clone them.

If life gives you lemons, convert them into pure energy through nuclear fusion.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at your enemies.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at your friends.
If life gives you lemons, sell them.

If life gives you lemons, bury them in your cellar.
If life gives you lemons, swallow them whole.
If life gives you lemons, feed them to a lion.
If life gives you lemons, tease them.

If life gives you lemons, kill yourself.
If life gives you lemons, organize them into soviets.
If life gives you lemons, go back to school.
If life gives you lemons, juggle them.

If life gives you lemons, run away.
If life gives you lemons, throw a tantrum.
If life gives you lemons, sow dissent among their leaders.
If life gives you lemons, paint them.

If life gives you lemons, call them funny names.
If life gives you lem (see more)

I throw this outt ! (see more)

If life hands you lemons you- take a shower with them- the citric acid is a great exfoliant ;P (see more)

if life hands you lemons...


tell life it can suck it!!! (see more)

if life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! duh? <8P (see more)

i would say "what the hell are you giving me lemons for?!" (see more)