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I didn't have to vote yesterday, because I already did. Instead, I got my hair cut, made a few calls to people in Nevada and North Carolina for Obama, and then proceeded to get silly drunk.
I went to a bar and told some chick who was playing a gun arcade game that she looked 'a lot like Sarah Palin.' She sent her boyfriend after me to rough me up. Weird. He looked like Buddy Holly, which would have been hilarious had he 'fought' me, because then I'd know what it is like to fight Buddy Holly.
Luckily, I deftly defused the situation (daredus wanted to kill the no-sense-of-humor-having douchebag) and went on with my merriment.
The last thing I remember, I was sitting on a curb trying to decide if I should go back and talk to a girl I had been chatting up, but then I realized I was too drunk to walk, so I thought better of it.
Oh...did I mention that OBAMA won!
I am OVERJOYED! (see more)
I went to a bar and told some chick who was playing a gun arcade game that she looked 'a lot like Sarah Palin.' She sent her boyfriend after me to rough me up. Weird. He looked like Buddy Holly, which would have been hilarious had he 'fought' me, because then I'd know what it is like to fight Buddy Holly.
Luckily, I deftly defused the situation (daredus wanted to kill the no-sense-of-humor-having douchebag) and went on with my merriment.
The last thing I remember, I was sitting on a curb trying to decide if I should go back and talk to a girl I had been chatting up, but then I realized I was too drunk to walk, so I thought better of it.
Oh...did I mention that OBAMA won!
I am OVERJOYED! (see more)
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yeah PA! im proud of us.. i thought PA was going to vote dem....