yo mama

yo momma so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck! (see more)

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl (see more)

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class

Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, dont spit I cant swim

yo mommas gaps in her teeth so big there a sign inbetween them that says next tooth one mile

your mommas teeth so crusty she floss with barbed wire

your mommas so fat that she went to rent-a-center to rent a waterbed and they gave here a sheet to throw over lake erie (see more)

Yo Mama So Fat, When She Sat on a Picture of a Rainbow, She Made Skittles!!! (see more)

yo mama so fst i took a picture of her last christhmas and its still printing (see more)