worst pick up lines

Your dad must've been a carpenter cause I'd love to nail ya.

Your ass is like a keg...I'd like to tap it.

Nice shoes....wanna fuck? (see more)

are you tired cuz youve been running in my mind all day (see more)

Excuse me, but I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I have yours? (see more)

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
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-"Your dad must be a terrorist, baby, 'cause you're the Bomb"

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