funniest joke

A call comes into the 9-1-1 office:

<Operator> "9-1-1 state your emergency."

<Caller> "I just arrived at home and found my wife dead."

<Operator> "Ok, sir, first are you sure she is dead?"

<Caller> "Hang on, let me check."

The caller puts down the phone and a few seconds later the Operator hears two gunshots.

The Caller returns:

<Caller> "Yes, she is dead." (see more)

what do you call Mexican basketball?

juan on juan

brilliant.. (see more)

1.You're American before you go in the bathroom you're American when you come out.What are you when you're in the bath room? European!lol
2.A guy walked out of an antique shop with a big ole grandfather clock.bumped in to a drunk guy fell down broke the clock all to pieces.Guy got up said why don't you watch were you're going.Drunk guy said why don't you wear a wrist watch like every body else.lol (see more)

to win this compotion you must tell the world your funniest joke and if i like it than you will be crowned the winner and have tons of cool friends (see more)